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@surlyshirley

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amazing from start to finish (and of course I'm stoked about the name check)

06.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

Mile High Club informs Corey Lewandowski he must now philander commercial.

05.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 2187 πŸ” 310 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 15
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Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

05.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 6004 πŸ” 2120 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 123
on threads jbpritzker posted a(n obviously fake) linkedin screenshot showing kristi noem is β€œopen to work.” her title is listed as DHS Secretary (Former) | Public Speaker | Unlicensed Dog Euthanizer

on threads jbpritzker posted a(n obviously fake) linkedin screenshot showing kristi noem is β€œopen to work.” her title is listed as DHS Secretary (Former) | Public Speaker | Unlicensed Dog Euthanizer

holy hell

05.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 747 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 6

rearranging deck chairs on the fascist titanic

05.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good riddance, Noem πŸŽ‰πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ₯³

05.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did I actually screen cap that with a volume control? Why yes, yes I did πŸ˜‘

05.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Above a photo of GW Bush:
The year is 2001, you're a US American citizen and cannot believe the dumbest man in the world is taking you to war in the Middle East.

Above a photo of Trump:
The year is 2026, you're a US American citizen and you cannot believe you were wrong; there is in fact an even dumber man.

My God. The truth.

Above a photo of GW Bush: The year is 2001, you're a US American citizen and cannot believe the dumbest man in the world is taking you to war in the Middle East. Above a photo of Trump: The year is 2026, you're a US American citizen and you cannot believe you were wrong; there is in fact an even dumber man. My God. The truth.

05.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Congress Must Confront and Reject Theocratic Justifications for U.S. War Powers Text SIGN PXZYZD to 50409 to send this to your officials.

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04.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know anyone with a VHS player until much later than that πŸ€”

03.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw it at least three times that summer!

03.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Going through some papers that were my dad’s, found a Time magazine from Sept 4, 1978

03.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Jesus. F*cking. Christ.

02.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 7139 πŸ” 3476 πŸ’¬ 771 πŸ“Œ 379

I hate to call it a silver lining but all of what's happened this yearβ€”Minnesota Occupation, increased ICE everywhere, Iran, etcβ€”is making them increasingly unpopular and I don't see how it's not a bloodbath for them in November. They will try to cheat but I'm not sure they can cheat hard enough.

02.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 3
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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

02.03.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 13390 πŸ” 4256 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 173
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I hate how accurate this tweet is.

01.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 18892 πŸ” 5433 πŸ’¬ 427 πŸ“Œ 228

I wondered about that too

02.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hell of a legacy you’re building there, dummy. It doesn’t matter how many times you plaster your name on buildings and ballrooms in tacky gold letters. Your grave will be one big beautiful public urinal.

01.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 6232 πŸ” 1477 πŸ’¬ 173 πŸ“Œ 52
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MAGA will forget all about his antiwar promises; this war will be embraced by phony patriots as righteous, as God’s command; and the domestic attacks on β€œenemies of freedom” will start.

The millions of us who aren't fooled need to get out on the streets and say no, not in our name. trib.al/Ogb0aY1

02.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
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These guys were selling t-shirts until they needed a war to cover up the intentional damage they did to the economy and the president's involvement in a pedophilia scandal.

01.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 10859 πŸ” 3555 πŸ’¬ 247 πŸ“Œ 104
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Currently trending on X.

01.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 28842 πŸ” 7846 πŸ’¬ 1018 πŸ“Œ 516

this war with Iran is

(a) illegal and unconstitutional
(b) unpopular
(c) catastrophically counterproductive from the narrow standard of US national interest or the broader one of global stability

none of this outranks the basic morally indefensibility, of course, but all of it is important

01.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s Iran Strikes Risk Civilian Lives β€” Congress Must Stop It Text SIGN PHSYLL to 50409 to send this to your officials.

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01.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

every single psycho thing Donald Trump does he does only because almost every single federally elected Republican has chosen unilaterally, independently, and with complete freedom to go along with it unconditionally

28.02.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 3249 πŸ” 786 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 19
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"The Peace President." [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]

28.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 14559 πŸ” 4698 πŸ’¬ 460 πŸ“Œ 179

Hate that we are now in this situation. But glad that we have the receipts. Days before the 2024 election.

They are such fuckers.

28.02.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4
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Live: Khamenei's body has been found and he is confirmed dead, Israeli official says Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said there were many signs indicating Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei "is no longer", without explicitly confirming his death.

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28.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Stop sign altered to read β€œstop ice”

Stop sign altered to read β€œstop ice”

The outline of a paper fist displayed in the window of a daycare

The outline of a paper fist displayed in the window of a daycare

A yarn bomb in the shape of a cat reading β€œnot all that wander are lostβ€œ

A yarn bomb in the shape of a cat reading β€œnot all that wander are lostβ€œ

Two deer in the side yard of a home

Two deer in the side yard of a home

Scenes from a Clintonville walk

27.02.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha, he’s asking for a do-over. What a maroon.

27.02.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0