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It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason

06.01.2026 00:35 👍 11235 🔁 2530 💬 429 📌 313

It'd be one thing if the Trump administration was cleverly carrying out a fascist agenda but they're doing it very sloppily and still largely succeeding which I think makes it feel worse

29.06.2025 04:25 👍 284 🔁 45 💬 12 📌 2

You can tell who the Good Guys are because they're the ones smashing a car window to drag a mother away from her child while wearing ski masks.

09.04.2025 23:49 👍 12615 🔁 4120 💬 422 📌 199

Don’t worry, I’m sure the president who only recently discovered the word “groceries” knows what he’s doing with the economy.

09.04.2025 05:31 👍 701 🔁 110 💬 23 📌 4
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here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘

07.04.2025 20:35 👍 12961 🔁 3781 💬 410 📌 371
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The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.

24.03.2025 16:31 👍 12202 🔁 4428 💬 793 📌 1066

Know this rhetoric is a daily occurrence now but christ “incompatible migrants” is phrasing indistinguishable from the most vile neo-nazi screeds & is the type of dehumanizing language that can & will lead to the unthinkable

16.03.2025 03:10 👍 1878 🔁 470 💬 185 📌 37
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Opinion | Musk Said No One Has Died Since Aid Was Cut. That Isn’t True. (Gift Article) A journey through the front lines of global poverty shows that when the world’s richest men slash aid for the world’s poorest children, the result is sickness, starvation and death.

Elon Musk says that no one has died because he slashed humanitarian aid. I went to South Sudan to check if that's true. It's not. Meet Peter, Achol and Evan, ages 10, 8 and 5. The reckless actions of the world's richest men are killing the world's poorest kids www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

15.03.2025 11:31 👍 2535 🔁 1173 💬 83 📌 116

Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic

12.03.2025 02:06 👍 18008 🔁 4082 💬 437 📌 159
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Give the 3rd grade President a 3rd grade voice

04.03.2025 15:17 👍 120 🔁 26 💬 6 📌 11

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

28.02.2025 19:22 👍 64883 🔁 10111 💬 3266 📌 619

Elon Musk's only profitable company, Tesla, has created a cumulative grand total net income of $34 billion in its more than 20 years of existence.

That's less than the total amount of US federal subsidies his empire has collectively received.

The economics of Elon Musk are as bad as the politics.

26.02.2025 15:44 👍 4430 🔁 1533 💬 90 📌 57

Notice how it’s always “the Bible must inform our laws!” until it comes to the verses about welcoming the immigrant, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, not charging interest, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, or loving our neighbors.

26.02.2025 00:02 👍 712 🔁 202 💬 20 📌 15

The American right was always at real risk of turning into a personality cult, but you'd think they could've mustered the pride and self-respect to pick a less stupid personality.

22.02.2025 00:12 👍 1310 🔁 208 💬 5 📌 12
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A new @reuters.com poll finds Americans have a dim view of many of the Trump administration's blizzard of executive actions, including the Jan. 6 pardons and his effort to limit birthright citizenship.

But they *really* don't like the Gulf of America thing.

www.reuters.com/world/us/ame...

28.01.2025 20:55 👍 4995 🔁 1490 💬 262 📌 356
wolf840 said:

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD
and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?
I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

tiredspacedragon replied: 

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

wolf840 said: Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead? I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life. tiredspacedragon replied: I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

“put it on his fucking gravestone”

20.02.2025 03:22 👍 9652 🔁 3357 💬 106 📌 81
Two highlighted contracts for $9,999,999 each.

Two highlighted contracts for $9,999,999 each.

Let's see how the intrepid Elon inspired team at DOGE - the folks who are currently examining your tax records - are doing! Today they put up their their idea of "open data" which they call a "Wall of Receipts". And look here - two cancelled DEIA contracts for $9,999,999. Wow, they saved $20M! 1/

18.02.2025 04:30 👍 689 🔁 275 💬 20 📌 62
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The community note 🤌😘

15.02.2025 22:33 👍 59636 🔁 13163 💬 2834 📌 994

Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.

15.02.2025 03:26 👍 98070 🔁 26114 💬 2564 📌 943
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Trump’s Declaration Allows Musk’s Efficiency Team to Skirt Open Records Laws (Gift Article) Government watchdog groups say they will challenge the Trump administration’s decision to put the initiative under the Presidential Records Act, which shields its work from public disclosure.

The White House has designated Mr. Musk’s office, United States DOGE Service, as an entity insulated from public records requests or most judicial intervention until at least 2034 (Important reporting here by NYT Minho Kim)

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/10/u...

12.02.2025 18:40 👍 1347 🔁 817 💬 160 📌 218

I spent hours last night wading through X threads about DOGE, Musk, and the elimination of USAID.

Here are ELEVEN THINGS that jumped out at me about Musk and his interlocutors.🧵

(1) Musk et al. talk as if they truly believe USAID has been a hotbed of corruption and "evil." But this conviction...

05.02.2025 20:40 👍 83 🔁 40 💬 4 📌 2

So Trump hurt America's relationship with Canada and made markets wobble all to "get" Canada to do things Canada had announced back in December in coordination with the Biden administration, do I have that right?

03.02.2025 22:20 👍 6305 🔁 1642 💬 371 📌 205

This is illegal. These are crimes!

02.02.2025 20:03 👍 3396 🔁 1203 💬 165 📌 94

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

02.02.2025 06:36 👍 27157 🔁 6705 💬 1037 📌 433

Love that our news-monitoring anxiety options are:

a) take little sips of poison all day long, try to shake it off between doses

b) wait to chug a gallon of the stuff until end of day or in the morning

c) ignore it entirely and be surprised when Trump-branded tanks roll down your street oh no

31.01.2025 17:51 👍 1043 🔁 201 💬 43 📌 16

Trump spent his first week pardoning cop beaters, renaming bodies of water, and trying to shut down Medicaid, food pantries and senior centers.

He didn't do anything to make groceries or housing more affordable.

He's breaking every promise he made to the American people.

29.01.2025 01:31 👍 483 🔁 118 💬 37 📌 6
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Trump has always enthusiastically welcomed the explicit promotion of his political agenda from the pulpit.

But the idea that a bishop would criticize rather than endorse his policies from a theological perspective ... see that's going too far.

22.01.2025 15:23 👍 96 🔁 17 💬 10 📌 3

Trump’s anti-trans Executive Order is bad BUT it technically defines everyone as female. It states:

“'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell."

Since all fetuses "at conception" are female, Trump just defined EVERYONE as female.

21.01.2025 05:39 👍 6188 🔁 1537 💬 197 📌 326

Somehow this is the world we live in and not The Onion.

09.01.2025 22:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0