giraffe facts

Hello Giraffe

Ate shit

Giraffes don’t really have anything new to add to the conversation that we don’t know already

If Giraffes have 500 fans I’m one of them. If Giraffes have 1 fan I’m one of them. If Giraffes have 0 fans I’m no longer alive

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Pictured below is the most famous giraffe in the world. Do you recognize them?

This newer generation of giraffes are so rowdy… what even is “67”

It’s been many long months with no signs of Giraffes… until now.

Buddy ol pal! Long time no see!!!!

clam species evolution (future)

The New wave

Giraffes are the wave

The highest resolution photo ever taken of a giraffe was just reportedly captured in rural Siberia. This is the closest look we’ve ever gotten. Can you spot it???

What do y’all know about this

Giraffe rap!

Cinnamon finnamon ahh

There are giraffes everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

Hey don’t feed the giraffes. Stop. Stop feeding the giraffes

Giraffes got raps. And bars.
Games and playing with toy cars.
They eat leaves on tree and have long necks.
They get that money they get those checks.

I must’ve bought the giraffe weed because I feel (you guessed it) like a giraffe

Thanks to the giraffes, the rapture is (allegedly*) today. Nice going, giraffes!

There is now undeniable statistical evidence that giraffes can, in fact, feel pain

Giraffes know things. Many, many things. For example:

Spare some change for a pathetic sopping giraffe please

Giraffes are very hurt. It’s all self inflicted too

Giraffes facts is back on!!! Fully sobr now… driving home from the parrtayy!!

Did you know girrafe. A giraffe wlaksing into a bar. Sproing!!!!

at the party

Sorrgy im drubk right now

Giraffes haves homes

What? Sorry, I don’t do giraffe facts right now. I’m off the clock

Please take care of the giraffes for me, I’m going partying.