Garbage Pail Kid

Thank fuck the Eagles won the Super Bowl last year. This year sucked but at least we can look back on it fondly.

I’d be vomiting if I was a bills fan

Rhys next

He does one job incredibly well, he just doesnt really have a defensive home and isnt nearly of the caliber of what we missed out on.

I’d be fine with it, I just couldnt get excited

How far have we fallen

Right I more meant before the season starts. i dont see a lot of options left FA or trade wise to get people excited, but locking down Luzardo would be a good start

I’m throwing my hat in the “Resign Rhys to platoon LF” ring because i think its the funniest option

Giving Luzardo a quick lil 5 year extension would for sure help this be an easier pill to swallow

Hey if the Phillies cant be good they should at least be funny.

Bring me back my golden boy

Stay on this side after Dave resigns Rhys in a desperate attempt to boost fan engagement. We dont want you back

Adolis Garcia will save us all

Who cares anymore.
Resign Rhys, at least it’d be funny

ADOLIS GARCIA SAVE ME

Lets not stop there, Bum Bitchshit is a close enough sound and I’m pissed off enough to sound like a child saying it

I consider myself a wild optimist…but what the fuck happens now lol. Ready to blow it up and rerun the young guys like its 2015 baby

I believe you.

For the first time since like, 2014 I’m pretty much drained of hope. Like, I’m excited to watch Sanchez, and I guess we’ve still got a shot, but the moves made around the league, and the lack of options for us that exist for the next like 3 years…suck

Kinda amped to re-enter the dark ages. 19-25 was cool but I yearn for the 13-17 phillies and now that baseball is broken we might as well just fucking hop to it

I am not fucking A-oh, a-ohkay right now

OUR NY Giants

I ask this as an admittedly non-basketball expert, but what does Maxey have to do to become known as the best Sixers draft pick of all time? Like hes not their best all time player, but as far as exceeding value at a pick, he’s gotta be close right?

All i’ll say is that if the Phils were in this game tied 1-1 rn and we paused for a halftime show I’d be feral

I’m heartbroken, but I already miss them. Get me to march man, get me to march

I take it back please save me Eagles, I beg you

Just throw the fucking ball to first i cant believe this is how it ends

Cant believe they’re going to lose both Chris Sanchez games

I think the fairer line of thinking is that Sixers Stars>Phils Stars

Phils org>Siders org

Either way, they serve to do nothing other than depress me

Cannot be more honest, I’m so ready to be wrong and let all my bitching be for naught.

Very cool of Kyle to recognize this series as lost and drive his contract down a little, as a treat

Disgusting way to give your next reliever time to warm up by the way

Scoring a pity run here is really cute, they can leave the game and say stuff like “we fought till the end but the dodgers are just tough”