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Sean Kelley

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Hockey/theater dad, garage weightlifter, mostly retired comedy-person

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...because they think the set is going to be all covers of The Irish Rover and then are shocked when they get shouted at about the evils of fascism for two hours.

05.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been going to Dropkick Murphys concerts for 20 years. There are all kinds of different people who go to DKM concerts but my favorites are the 20 somethings from the suburbs who dress up like they're going to a St. Patrick's Day pub crawl....

05.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We really need unequivocal moral leadership from you guys.
Instead you give us this half-assed shit. So disappointing.

02.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vote for Stratton

02.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Their only issue with β€œmedia bias” was always that it wasn’t biased enough bsky.app/profile/junl...

01.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1480 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 4

Hozier, Ilya Rozanov, Megan Keller, and Hillary Knight on SNL is a peak bisexual hockey person historical moment.

01.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 26264 πŸ” 8886 πŸ’¬ 289 πŸ“Œ 334

The cool thing is that the US seeking regime change in the middle east is something that has worked out every time with no blowback or unintended consequences ever.

28.02.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

When I was a kid I got diagnosed with depression because I was sad all the time. In my 20s I got diagnosed with anxiety and thought that was what led to my depression. Now finally in my 40s I've realized I'm neurodivergent and all that other stuff is downstream from that neurodivergence.

28.02.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see it's another "wake up to find out the supposedly America first isolationist President started a war overseas" morning.

28.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love how the people who make family sitcoms just can't stop returning to the well of "what if a family had more than the usual number of kids?"

26.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pro athletes- Keep politics out of sports
The exact same pro athletes- <invite the FBI director to their gold medal celebration> <take a phone call from the President where he tells them they're great and women hockey players suck> <they all laugh> <Go to the SotU as that President's guests>

24.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god. Did it finally a happen? A storm that will get Baby Boomers to stop talking about the Blizzard of 78 anytime it snows?

24.02.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the USA Hockey team videos, Kash Patel looks like a nerd who got invited to a frat party as a trick to publicly embarrass him during pledge week who has no idea he's about to get cow shit dumped on him.

24.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the figure skating exhibition and I think every Olympic sport, winter and summer, should have a day that's "now let's do a silly one"

22.02.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Connor Hellebuyck shutting down a team with McDavid AND MacKinnon AND Celebrini AND Makar is one of the most stunning things I've ever seen in a hockey game.

22.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude that just got me.

22.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am bisexual and my wife is bisexual and it does actually bug me when people say we are in a straight relationship.

20.02.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love every weird gay little nerd on the US Olympic figure skating team.

20.02.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Blogs: The Tucker Carlson effect Almost half of young Republicans surveyed see Jews as a threat to the American way of life. That’s not the biggest problem facing pro-Israel candidates

β€œAlmost half of young Republicans surveyed see Jews as a threat to the American way of life.”

Yep, antisemitism is totally a both-sides issue. Right? Right??

20.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2297 πŸ” 502 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 37

I've lived in Chicago for "cares deeply about getting a paczki on Fat Tuesday" years.

17.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the biggest mistakes we have made as a society is moving away from every TV show having a bangin' theme song.

Is "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" good? Sure but how DARE they not have a bangin theme song for that show.

17.02.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The RFK number seems like a massive failure of the media to explain what RFK is doing to our public health system and how catastrophic it will be

15.02.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 2185 πŸ” 456 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 28

The wildest thing to me about biathlon is watching the end after they cross the finish line and all the athletes collapse and start... basically barfing on themselves.

16.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We watched skeleton last night where people sled HEADFIRST down a fucking ice tube.

16.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like winter sports because every single person who competes in every single one of them is at least a little unhinged.

16.02.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also if/when I see you in person again, I should tell you the story of my extended family member whose identity got stolen from their "investments" in bitcoin

16.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I took my kid to an NHL game and there was a group of 20 something boys sitting behind us. I quickly learned:
1. They had never been to a hockey game before.
2. Despite this, they were placing micro-bets on every single thing that happened in the game.

16.02.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to think gambling wasn't a big deal and that it should be legalized and then they legalized it and watching people ruin their lives on Fanduel I kind of think... I was wrong and it should be outlawed again.

15.02.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The United States should have to give up all of our guns if we don't sweep the podium for biathlon events.

13.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0