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@iamthetoph

Philly guy. He/Him. Opinions my own. Bad jokes definitely my own.

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10.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
nigel farage tweet:

The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes.
This is the definition of woke.

nigel farage tweet: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of β€œwoke”

12.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 5758 πŸ” 1084 πŸ’¬ 322 πŸ“Œ 260

1. One day I want to understand why people refused to believe or accept the reality of how the Islamic regime is structured.

12.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
A POV picture looking down at a man’s bare feet in a blue and white striped hammock.  Beyond the end of the hammock are the rears of row homes, a bright blue sky and many branches hanging down from above.

A POV picture looking down at a man’s bare feet in a blue and white striped hammock. Beyond the end of the hammock are the rears of row homes, a bright blue sky and many branches hanging down from above.

Brief break from the gloominess of the world and news. Relaxed for a bit in my hammock.

11.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want cis people to be as disgusted at transphobia the same way I want white people to be as disgusted by anti-Blackness as we are. As much as I want Jews to be repulsed by Islamiphobia. English speakers of xenophobia. That's what Dr. King meant, you know. Injustice anywhere and all that? Empathy.

11.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

the purpose of a system is what it does

11.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 1331 πŸ” 362 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 12

for sale: fascist shoes, never fit

11.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the Simpsons. Krusty has no makeup and is in prison clothes looking sad as he walks away. Text in the foreground says β€œand his feet, they’re so small.”

Screenshot of the Simpsons. Krusty has no makeup and is in prison clothes looking sad as he walks away. Text in the foreground says β€œand his feet, they’re so small.”

11.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So apparently grammarly stole my fuckin identity

10.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1410 πŸ” 505 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 49

The humiliation is the point.

11.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so perfect, I love it. It’s just started me on an idea for a campaign where all but one party member has been turned into an animal, and they have to pretend to be a traveling menagerie to hide from the law.

11.03.2026 10:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Another D&D group commission!

11.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahhaha. This is so great. I instantly want to know more about these guys. Does the kenku ride the Raffon? (Raven Griffon?)
Whenever people complain to me about DnD rules/editions, I always say β€œYou can just play however you want, nobody is stopping you. β€œ
Now I can just send this illustration.

11.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The below quote is from Hegseth's pastor, Brooks Potteiger, speaking at one of Hegseth's prayer gatherings at the Pentagon. This is what they think about Tomahawk missiles that fall:

08.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 432 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 68

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10.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Appointment of top federal prosecutors in New Jersey was unconstitutional, judge rules In a scathing opinion, U.S. District Judge Matthew Brann wrote that Trump’s administration has intentionally avoided taking the proper steps to appoint a top federal prosecutor in New Jersey.

A federal judge said yesterday that β€œscores of dangerous criminals” could be released because of Trump’s refusal to have a senate confirmed U.S. Attorney in New Jersey for over a year.

A brutal 130-page opinion about an β€œenormous assertion of Presidential power.”

www.inquirer.com/news/new-jer...

10.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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GO Music From The Motion Picture

I love soundtracks for road trips. β€œGo” is a 1999 classic.

open.spotify.com/album/2jDYpk...

10.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Part of Trump’s mass appeal (and of why he’s so dangerous) is that he really seems to share Joe Barstool’s worldview that there are no complex problems: Everything has a simple brute solution, which previous leaders were somehow too stupid or weak to deploy.

08.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 4527 πŸ” 1000 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 55
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Report: www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...

08.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bellingcat: New video footage shows US Tomahawk missile hitting an IRGC facility in Minab, Iran, on Feb 28, showing for the first time that the US struck the area. The footage released by Mehr News, and geolocated by Bellingcat, also shows smoke already rising from the vicinity of the girls’ school.

08.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 301 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 11
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Wishing happy International Women's Day to all fellow women!
Be whatever you want to be, trust yourself and follow your dreams 🌿

And happy springtime to everyone 🌿

08.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tehran is the 24th-most populous city on Earth

08.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I simply cannot trust any politician willing to sell out trans people to stand up for my black ass when it counts, and you're a fool if you do

08.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

while all the cutsey patronizing International Women's Day emails are annoying the shit out of me, I do have to admit that Etsy sending me a "look how far you've come" email that spotlights my top product and that top product being whistles is... lolol

anyway, I'd like bodily autonomy, thanks!

08.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Philly is all about our people, and no one writes about us better than @farfarraway.bsky.social
Come for the life story, stay for the asides from the author. Gift link

share.inquirer.com/apbWAR

08.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to hear the eventual mewling. It absolutely DOES matter that state TV is doctoring footage.

08.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 544 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

President threatens to block all legislation in order to disenfranchise large numbers of married women, others donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-save-a...

08.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 563 πŸ” 282 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 21
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Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

08.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 12969 πŸ” 4912 πŸ’¬ 923 πŸ“Œ 694

If you’re a democrat in congress who goes on fox the first thing you say in response to any question should be β€œwhy did you show the wrong footage of trump saluting dead soldiers?”

08.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 1643 πŸ” 270 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 8

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life.

I'm serious, read it all please

08.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 6335 πŸ” 3145 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 19