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Hi, Iโ€™m a Racoon. ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿฅโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŒ–โ™Š๏ธ DC

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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

10.02.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 9152 ๐Ÿ” 2236 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 120 ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
Frog and Toad look out over Toad's garden. Nothing yet is growing in the dirt.

From "The Garden"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

Frog and Toad look out over Toad's garden. Nothing yet is growing in the dirt. From "The Garden" In *Frog and Toad Together*

โ€œLeave them alone for a few days. Let the sun shine on them, let the rain fall on them. Then your seeds will start to grow.โ€

07.02.2026 11:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 290 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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DC local news deserves better than Jeff Bezos Help us build our local newsroom, by D.C. for D.C.

D.C. deserves better than Bezos 51st.news/dc-bezos-was...

05.02.2026 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜…

05.02.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didnโ€™t they likeโ€ฆ. Just open their doors?

05.02.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shoutout to Metro, though! Most functional thing about this city this week ๐Ÿ˜‚

29.01.2026 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t work in an office so Iโ€™ve been going in every day since Sunday ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ™ƒ

29.01.2026 12:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Question for us Kaiser members who want to support the UNAC/UHCP workers! For nonessential care should we be postponing appointments until the strike is over?

26.01.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call โ€œsymbolic compliance.โ€

Thatโ€™s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

26.01.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 20843 ๐Ÿ” 8643 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 267 ๐Ÿ“Œ 714

The only caveat being that just because a truck was on a street doesnโ€™t mean they actually had their plow in operation or actually treated the road ๐Ÿซ  some truck got 50% of the way up our street, gave up, backed out, and I doubt theyโ€™re coming back anytime soon ๐Ÿ˜‚

26.01.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.

Backing Kristi Noemโ€™s impeachment is the bare minimum.

Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.

ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

25.01.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 41797 ๐Ÿ” 10725 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 728 ๐Ÿ“Œ 328

In addition to abolishing ICE and trying and jailing every single one of those fuckers, disarming US federal law enforcement so they can't casually kill people seems to be a minimum demand for the future.

25.01.2026 08:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 5245 ๐Ÿ” 749 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Clarissa explains it all to the DHS Instagram account

24.01.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 9210 ๐Ÿ” 2081 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79 ๐Ÿ“Œ 196

Who decided all these colors should be more or less identical? ๐Ÿ˜‚

23.01.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
This line graph illustrates the percentage change in agency staff levels from the previous year for nine major U.S. federal scientific and health organizations between the fiscal years 2016 and 2025. The agencies tracked include the CDC, Department of Energy, EPA, FDA, NASA, NIH, NIST, NOAA, and NSF. For the majority of the timeline between 2016 and 2023, the agencies show relatively stable fluctuations, generally staying within a range of +5% to -5% change per year. However, there is a dramatic and uniform plummet starting in the 2024โ€“25 period. Every agency depicted shows a sharp downward trajectory, with staffing losses ranging from approximately -15% to over -25%. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) shows the most significant decline, dropping to roughly -26%, while the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) shows the least severe but still substantial drop at approximately -15%.

This line graph illustrates the percentage change in agency staff levels from the previous year for nine major U.S. federal scientific and health organizations between the fiscal years 2016 and 2025. The agencies tracked include the CDC, Department of Energy, EPA, FDA, NASA, NIH, NIST, NOAA, and NSF. For the majority of the timeline between 2016 and 2023, the agencies show relatively stable fluctuations, generally staying within a range of +5% to -5% change per year. However, there is a dramatic and uniform plummet starting in the 2024โ€“25 period. Every agency depicted shows a sharp downward trajectory, with staffing losses ranging from approximately -15% to over -25%. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) shows the most significant decline, dropping to roughly -26%, while the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) shows the least severe but still substantial drop at approximately -15%.

This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again.

www.nature.com/immersive/d4...

20.01.2026 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 14449 ๐Ÿ” 8317 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90 ๐Ÿ“Œ 765

something like this? @democrats.org @kenmartin.bsky.social

15.01.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œYes,โ€ said Frog, reaching for a cookie, โ€œwe need will power.โ€

โ€œWhat is will power?โ€ asked Toad.

10.01.2026 08:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 292 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Pulitzer Prize Board members seek discovery of Trump finances, psych records, prescription meds Pulitzer Prize Board members filed a litany of broad discovery demands in an attempt to beat back Trump's defamation suit over Russia probe reporting awards.

Anybody read the latest on Trumpโ€™s lawsuit with the Pulitzer Prize Board?

Their recent reply asked for Trumpโ€™s tax returns, Psychological records, prescription medication history. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Perfect reply. Basically saying โ€œyouโ€™re fโ€™ing crazyโ€.
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...

29.12.2025 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 753 ๐Ÿ” 196 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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How many internet boys could I get to purchase a hand-painted copy of this gorgeous specimen?

25.12.2025 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnsonโ€™s office.

06.11.2025 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 51368 ๐Ÿ” 13819 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 993 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1135
a beautiful perfect goblin-y grey tabby cat hiding inside a brown Kraft paper bag, eyes peering coyly at the viewer

a beautiful perfect goblin-y grey tabby cat hiding inside a brown Kraft paper bag, eyes peering coyly at the viewer

When people ask me what I did this weekend, the answer is almost always this

19.10.2025 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope that people are talking to Ayanna Pressley about running.

Markey could lose or he could kick off during the campaign, and having one of MAโ€™s senate seats locked up by the John Fetterman of Marblehead would be a disaster.

15.10.2025 12:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/

20.09.2025 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4199 ๐Ÿ” 956 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

โ€œEVERYTHINGโ€™S COMING UP CORPSE FLOWERโ€

04.09.2025 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘๐ŸปBRING๐Ÿ‘๐ŸปTHE๐Ÿ‘๐ŸปRECEIPTS

03.09.2025 12:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

13.08.2025 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 32874 ๐Ÿ” 10496 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 953 ๐Ÿ“Œ 400

I fear that I would in fact eat a mini aioli Churu

26.06.2025 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œStop not believing in yourself, dumdum, Or Else! ๐Ÿ‘Š: a Motivational Guide by @caseystudy.bsky.social โ€œ

18.06.2025 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

again this does not have to be left to the voters but of course the senate did not even vote to censure or expel the eight senators who voted to reject an election on January 6

17.06.2025 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 138 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Leeโ€™s top staffers on Monday about โ€œhow much additional pain youโ€™ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekendโ€

Full emails below

16.06.2025 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 24155 ๐Ÿ” 7075 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 726 ๐Ÿ“Œ 581