Think blue, Peter
06.03.2026 22:32
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Think blue, Peter
The meme of a thousand uses
Changed the toilet seat earlier
Decided to change from the Adidas joggers, then?
I can’t recall what that sounds like
Could you upload a voicenote 👀
Someone on the radio said earlier that "Britons will remain calm about evacuating Dubai"
People phoned the police when KFC ran out of chicken, m8
The Lister Arms in Malham has started doing a 'Yorkshire Dales' take on afternoon tea, which sounds shit... but looks amazing
*combs hair
Captain Hook is another. With my hooked finger poking into their side, naturally
I do an excellent Tigger impression, as ratified by my two-year-old
I’m not being funny but if Ms Shania Twain thinks she’s coming into my house without taking her shoes off then she’s got another thing coming. Rude #TOTP
Nice niche
Still not over this ngl
No wonder everybody in London seems in a mood if it takes an hour to get anywhere
Where are you, Morecambe?
Despite the bottle in the background, that looks like Tizer 😍
Can’t be bad
Oh, and of course, he is bald
Don’t really know what Andrew Tate is famous for tbh (sounds like he’s an Emmerdale character?) but I’ve just seen him describe Dubai as “the best city on earth” which clearly betrays that he is not well travelled and is an incredibly thick man. Thanks
Fgs all we need
That’s a cracker. Very ‘on brand’
Friday
Oh excellent 😍🙌🏻
“A pint of your flattest lager, please”
“Carling?”
Lager 👀
Be nice to show support. S’only darn the road n’all
Oh fgs
Sounds a good do
We’re done, aren’t we
“MURDER 🤪🔪🔍🕵️ more on page 4”
Coal Not Dole rugby is back, ladies and gentlemen 😍
