ginger madness

and all the puppies rejoiced !! 😂

brain bad

i hope for the best but prepare for the worst 🙃

better safe than sorry ! but uh, seriously, best of luck with that

the noise pollution is the real crime here

evangelicals are perfectly happy to use israel to bring about the end of the world, and they’re also totally fine with unrepentant jews burning in hell alongside the muslims, atheists, and catholics (yep - catholics aren’t considered real christians !)

but that’s the thing with evangelical christianity - you can be the worst person in the entire world, but if you just believe in the right things, you can still go to heaven ! 🤦‍♀️

absolutely monstrous people

one of the main reasons i became disillusioned with evangelical christianity was their unrestrained GLEE about jesus taking them all to heaven while hellfire rained down on everyone else

🥂

what if i say it whilst i’m drunk

I know this isn't the time for jokes, but also it is precisely the time for jokes

is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?

another victory for operation epic fury

come look at my bf’s wood shop, it’s knee-deep in real pdx sawdust !

they can just invent a new category for him, the actor’s world peace prize or some bullshit

what the world really needs is more awards for actors

At least we still have pets and french fries. It’s not ALL terrible.

i am a rock, i am a motherfucking ISLAND

everything in me is screaming right now but on the outside i remain cool and composed

The strategy here seems to be to just claim everything is exactly the opposite of reality and hope people believe it.

Anthropic: hey we love that you want to use our model, just don’t use it to spy on US citizens at random, and don’t let machines kill people without human intervention

Pete Hegseth: fuck you

sometimes i wonder why i ever thought it was a good idea to allow a predator to live in my house

That medical ship is a Trojan horse of health insurance execs don’t fall for it

My biggest takeaway from today’s SCOTUS ruling is that Donald Trump was mentioned over one million times in the Epstein files, yet somehow no one is holding him accountable.

the cracks are showing

GOOD

ice are tear-gassing nicu nurses and 6yo girls who are peacefully protesting here in portland, tell me again who the bad guys are ?!?

The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal