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you still gonna vote to confirm him tho ain’t you

i feel like i should dislike ryan reynolds but I can’t bring myself to do it. i just find him so impishly adorable

i used to not be able to differentiate between the two. it was a whole dylan mcdermott - dermot mulroney thing

Adee Plumbing and Heating old commercial.. Adee Do! YouTube video by jackdean90501

here’s one of the commercials I remember as a kid. i think they were just a local los angeles area company at the time. i had forgotten the “who knows what evil lurks” part

youtu.be/E10tTozjxmA?...

i hope the door hits her

imagine if the company had to change their name because those dumb commercials made people think Adeedo was their actual name. maybe we aren’t even talking about the same annoying advertiser

the ads would be an unseen voice asking something like who fixes your busted ass toilet? and then a plumber would be crouched by a toilet and Adee do! and they did that three or for times during the commercial. i wonder if it’s the same co. or they’re playing off the nostalgia of the old ads

i found love later in life and i sounded a lot like you before it happened. i believed i would be alone forever and had finally gotten myself to point where i could be happy with that future and i think my ability to be comfortable being alone actually made me a better candidate for companionship

…or from a person you didn’t know you wanted it from

Markwayne Gacy

adee plumbing and heating. i remember their ads from when i was a kid. SUPER annoying commercials but i still remember them so i guess they claimed a little piece of my brain that i’ll never get back

them selfies are all fire. you sure he deserves any of them?

not lying when i say i prefer your vocals to Bowie’s. thank you for sharing this

man, i sure miss quisp

Just prior to the epic vomit scene from Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life, Mr Creosote saying “Better get a bucket. I’m gonna throw up.”

mcdonald’s ceo immediately after eating the big arch burger on camera:

soon we’ll be receiving spam phone calls from kristi noem telling us our shield of america warranty is about to expire

It might just be me being older, but cars these days have too much tech.

I tried shifting into reverse, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car.

i’m afraid i’ve learned too much about the creator and some of that cast members to be able to enjoy that show again

as an american i am deeply ashamed at what this country has become and i abhor about half of my fellow citizens

i believe you are correct, those, face nuggets and jerked groin meat

"Remember: everytime you 'get Door Dash', that's an anagram for 'Gods hatred'."

and uber eats is an anagram for arse tube, and that probably also means something bad

i guess this means corey lewandowski gonna have to be fukkin markwayne mullin now

how many puppies are going to pay the ultimate price for noem getting canned? why is no one asking this?

epic mcflurry

cramming for this eye exam looking at every fucking thing I can

nice senator you got there montana. you must be so proud

Who is Dick Tater?

Apparently as a sitting U.S. Senator, I would be free to break the arms of as many servicemembers as I can stomach.

I don’t get sleep because my dreams they got a kissing