The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
Thanks for your service.
Black and white cat sat on a laptop staring at camera.
Writer's block: The return
From the table with the guy that’s ‘just here until his band takes off’.
Fellow trying to be #scriptwriters, the BBC Open Call script window is open NOW until 3rd December for DRAMA and COMEDY DRAMA. That's still three more weeks of delicious procrastination fun to be had.
www.bbc.co.uk/writers/oppo...
As the unproductive one in the family, I have nothing to plug in this new space so instead, please buy my very funny sister, Jo Middleton’s new book. It momentarily rose above King Richard Osman’s in ‘best sellers of crime & mystery graphic novels’ so there: www.amazon.co.uk/Happy-Bloody...
Fourteen solid hours of not getting threatened with sexual assault or into a discussion on why “women aren’t funny” is delightful. Even the rainbow bookshelves remain unscathed.
Also, reseaoned is a word now
Absolutely. There's a difference between being open to differing viewpoints to engage in reseaoned debate and inviting your neighbours in to shit all over your walls.
The stuff of dreams
Think I got away with it!
Oh yeah and of course, I forgot to mention my BAFTA win and numerous critically acclaimed shows...
Bless you! Actual comedy writer might be a stretch, a list of "sorry, it's great but going with something else" is more accurate. BUT if there are any producers out there wanting a new, only slightly jaded, writer of moderately dark/satirical/small amount of time travel comedy then I am your woman.
Ha, thank you, we'll forget the fools seldom differ bit!
Sorry for the matching post, wasn't intentional - although you had higher expectations at least!
I'm aiming for a solid 5 by midnight!
OK, this one might provoke rage. No defence for my book organisational system other than pretty colours. Accept it as best you can.
Embedded bookcase (plus bonus other cat).
Next, you're getting my bookshelves/board games.
All good introductory posts start with pets. My writer's block.
Hoping this might be the social media home for liberal, female comedians minus the sprinkling of rape threats - a girl can dream right?
