Pantie Oaklie

A lil video clip from the weekend - costume by me

It’s show day! Tonight and tomorrow at Artisan Craft Bar! Only 16 tickets for Tonight left, snag them before they’re gone! 8pm, doors at 7:30!

I’m ready…

Seriously LFG

🙃🤡 where’s the upside down clown emoji when I need it

San Antonio, come out ❤️ burlesque, drag, games, community and more. See you there?

Tickets at www.pantieoaklie.com/tickets ❤️

Seriously. Take me back to Amsterdam, 2015. 🙃

Literally. Like, no. This is dumb. Especially when they hide it. So you’ve already booked and all. 🙃 almost as dumb as co springs continuing to not offer rec sales. Like, ok I’ll drive 10 mins and deny my town the tax income. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

I mean, are we truly better than anyone when there is still traffic? Just drive the car.

This thoooo

A whole generation held together by PFAS.

Man, I stared at some places in Colorado like that. I smoked in my car, becuase fuck you, that’s why. 🙃

I’ll be singing this on my way to work tomorrow I guess

The amount of times in my life I’ve said
“File it under D. For Donut.” 🍩

Tiny me could have never dreamed.

We have to remember that they WANT Revelations to be real.

They NEED the world to fall apart to fit the apocalyptic vision ideology. It is the only way their god will return - in pain & suffering.

They do not have ANY goal to help people or care for or love humanity - that’s the scariest part.

Literal.

Hour. 🙃

Their lies will not be validated.

This is going to be fodder for so many things.

Their lies will not be validated.

I used to live down the road. 🥺 I miss it up there.

Absolutely. The world deserves better than this.

I think some notes were made, but happy to get the full record. 🙌🏻

Just a little 🙃

This shit is hard but 🙃

Hard not to feel like my name is super apt, as it always has been.

Ok, so I’ve thought about this for a long time too - and it’s *because* they want it. They WANT revelations to be real… and it’s affirming when events reflect that - even more so the scary ones. 🙃

Thinking about that episode of Futurama where Mom gets mad that she didn’t get enough gifts for Mother’s Day and turns the robots on everyone.

For just like, no reason, you know.

Yeah, San Antonio, come to valentines. I’m trying really hard to support a space for local entertainment, sexual health community, and queer joy.

If ticket price is a barrier, reach out to me.
All ticket funds go directly to the performers and to my continued production of work.

Make your art.

The amount of times a day I write thoughtful, supportive, or helpful comments and then just never post them.

I don’t understand my brain sometimes

My mom used to tell me “I don’t need that image in my brain.” Like, as an adult? I get it now…. Some of those images I’m better off without.

Being a student is a valuable mindset. Find something new to learn, always - it helps the things you’re already good at too.