My statement on the government's absurd and authoritarian proposal to proscribe Palestine Action.

I just had no way to communicate with him yesterday cause the phone lines were down 😅

A power cut/phones down is not what you need in a long distance relationship 🤣🥲

Watching an old episode of Four Weddings and I hope Abby from Edinburgh has grown. Doesn't like foreign food, says women shouldn't like football and just a general cow.

It was through the roof first half but I wanted direct 🤣🤣🤣🤣

No, it only came over second half

Criminal this game isn't 3pm. I want to be sat in the sun

No one tells you how hard it is to date a green flag after the reddest

Why does it take Sam Matterface and Ally McCoist so long to see things. Are they watching on a stream?

We will see next week hopefully

Was hoping for the treble winning men 🤣

Not even close to deserving anything out of that but how can they not even check the contact on McAtee? Wild.

I actually think I have to

Steve McManaman is making this a million times worse

Always nice when you remember you've paid your council tax for the year and next payment is April 🙌

Bunny Shaw’s celebration >>>>>
✊🏾 Protect Bunny Shaw ✊🏾 #MCWFC

I do wonder if Ruben Dias watches the Masked Singer now 🤣

Honestly, keep thinking this is Jenny and Lee from #Gogglebox every time this advert starts 🤣

I wonder if Haaland would get as much credit for hitting the bar 🤣

And she's not happy he was on his X Box

Next door are having a row. I don't think he's happy about watching Love Island and he wanted a shower 🤣🤣🤣

My fitbit is still on Spanish time. Woke up at 6:35 thinking I was going to be late for work 🙃

My favourite place with my favourite human 💕

John Stones 😭

This Arsenal team must go to bed every night thinking of Haaland 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hurt!

Why do David Lloyd keep membership prices a secret? Just put them on your website

Honestly rank. I said no about 100 different ways but he persisted. It was so uncomfortable. It was a blue after the match too 🙃

Why are men so odd!?

A guy just asked if he could go home with me. When I declined he told me he will follow me.

Beyond uncomfortable

I missed the goal so this is me 🤣

I've never watched Uncloaked before but is there always zero atmosphere?