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NAFO from the get-go. Also: pensive infrastructure. Landlord to largest colony of Wild Boars in Eastern Canada. Foe of lazy metonymy (as in "Ottawa" for federal government).

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Seeing these "look at me!" jerks at more and more games.

When I am prime minister, they're going to be sorry.

12.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DayGlo Dork behind Ottawa's net. Looks to be a Habs fan.
#sens #gosensgo #habs

12.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And by media, you mean Fox News?

11.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seattle Smelt.
Utah, er ... Ukelele?

10.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did the dress code include tricorne hats?

07.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am, under my "surface name." Hoping it will evolve into an alternative to Facebook, which is becoming as wretched as former-Twitter.

06.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NAFO's latest secret project: boars that are mild to Ukraine, wild to the invaders.
#NAFO

03.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Given your footwear, I choose not to follow you.

28.02.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The spectators were "fine" with him at his first game back.

28.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's with the 'quote marks?'

28.02.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By being in Ottawa and following the team closely.

27.02.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wild that someone might disagree with your take? I rest my case.

27.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Says a lot about you, unfortunately.

27.02.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More like kinda nervous laughter to not be disrespectful to their president.

27.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a chance.

27.02.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His teammates love him. Don't see that changing.

27.02.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

He denies that he was the one who said it. Say what you like about him, but I think he's an honest guy.

27.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because you say so?

27.02.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New Olympic event: 16-year Marathon

16.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today we remember the Battle of Billings Bridge and salute the brave citizen volunteers who stood up to the honking, harassing occupiers.

13.02.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Good to hear. This has been a cause of mine since X was Twitter.

So far, I'm losing.

05.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But the headline doesn't. Lazy journalism.

04.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Look man, if you want to use "Ottawa" as a metonym for "the Federal Government of Canada" sure whatever.

But you can't *also* use it to mean "the municipal government of Ottawa"

Pick one please.

04.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

"Don't mess with winter people in winter."

01.02.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then they came for the Zambonis ...

31.01.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You figure Perron is going to come down from the pressbox to be mean to your guys?

29.01.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

28.01.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 97500 πŸ” 40882 πŸ’¬ 4302 πŸ“Œ 5361

Convoy of Canadian linesmen heading south earlier today to help repair storm damage in the U.S.

And Trump says?

25.01.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Pictures of all the Canadian soldiers who were killed in Afghanistan. 

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them, nor the yeors condemn.
At the going down of the sun in the morning, we will remember them.

LEGION

Pictures of all the Canadian soldiers who were killed in Afghanistan. They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the yeors condemn. At the going down of the sun in the morning, we will remember them. LEGION

β€œThey shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old;

Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them.”

The faces of our brave soldiers who paid the ultimate sacrifice in Afghanistan on behalf of the USA.

#Canada

24.01.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

There's no accounting for it!

Sorry.

21.01.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0