My church is currently between priests and the churchgoers are acting up. I’ve never seen such fatherless behavior.
07.01.2026 23:02
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My church is currently between priests and the churchgoers are acting up. I’ve never seen such fatherless behavior.
Still my fave version by @markusoff.bsky.social:
I have repurposed
the data
that were in
your personal profile
and which
you were probably
saving
for friends
Forgive me
they were politically useful
so lucrative
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The best dental insurance you can buy is a passport.
Feet pic Easter egg photos are to Quentin Tarantino what cookies are to Santa Claus.
Oh hell yeah this is gonna make such a good @swindled.bsky.social episode
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DYING PRETTY has officially been linked to LIVING FAST
HIM was the Fabio of bands
“i asked chatgpt” yeah well I asked for a pepsi. all I wanted was a pepsi JUST ONE PEPSI
All
Cabbage
Are
Borscht
cursed with the bearing of an Amazon and the stature of a Hobbit
you have nothing to lose but the projected shadow of the guard against the wall of your cell in the panopticon
Every day is a fresh start (threat)
QUIZ: Are you ugly or did your college English professor not try to sleep with you because he’s a decent guy?
Once again, if per Alan Watts, our consciousness is the universe trying to express itself, I’m just trying to show it a good time. #catastrophedreams #harmonicareverie
Illustration of a mako shark underthinking. There is a buffering symbol on their forehead
Yes
Thistle & Spire? Love!
Rock bottom is great and all, but I’m verse so I’ll hit rock top too.
they say the body keeps the score, i asked mine where we’re at and it said “zero love” so I guess it’s tennis rules.
Animal enamel pins i illustrated - a goat and a leafy sea dragon
A screen printed tshirt i made
A wax stamp i made of a cat peeking out of a box
One of many notepads i make!
When you support a small business, you make a difference in the life of human beings!
Here are some examples of the art i make & ship & sell myself, from my home to yours: shop.boygirlparty.com
grass, grass, or grass, no one rides for free (i’m a ruminant herbivore)
To this day I remember the time a car pulled up blasting music while we were walking on the sidewalk, and my high school friend Santiago said, with forlorn sincerity, “Aw man, now that guy thinks I’m strutting to the beat.”
Call me professor trelawney the way I'm reading this tea
It’s only ennui if it comes from the Ennui region of France. Otherwise it’s just flippant boredom.
Dare I say, a dirigible?
Every day has been “just one of those days” for so many days in a row that it is absolutely BAFFLING that my application to Limp Bizkit was rejected.
“It is one thing to like defiance and another thing entirely to like its consequences.” I forgot that Middlemarch has some bangers.
I’ve set a time limit for instagram on my phone, and when it comes up and blocks me I immediately think “thank you thank you thank you you’re so right.” The amount of psychic damage we take from social media is insane.
“What is the use of being exquisite if you are not seen by the best judges?”
All right George Eliot, go off girl.
“Problems and drugs bring people together.”
Simulacra, simulation, Santorum.