kate

A package of Crayola branded slime i saw at staples, called "mini goo can" in English and "mini pot de goo" in French lmao

mini pot de goo

My pile by the door to take to school in the morning: backpack, huge reusable costco bag full of stuff, pair of boots

one (1) week back in the classroom and ive seamlessly transitioned right back into being a certified Bag Lady

Good morning! Yes, this is he

I dont wanna offend anybody in this lovely country im tryna immigrate to

I should be able to make multiple different groups of "close friends" for my IG stories. I have "close friends" in the US and canada but sometimes I wanna post stuff only for americans to see lol

Andi, curled up in a little shrimp-like spiral

my little shrimp

we moved to canada two and a half years ago and it's been just basically nonstop stressful challenges and really hard work...I had really lost sight of the dream...THIS is what @meatcastlegameware.com and I have been working towards and I'm so excited

found out today that I'm about to be making more money than I ever have in my entire career, and I'm just a long term substitute right now. life is grand.

trying to write one email at 8:45pm after my adderall has worn off is literally torture. how do I craft a professional-sounding sentence?????

tommy wiseau from The Room "oh hi March"

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

Alan Cumming at the traitors finale

Weird barbie from the barbie movie

c'mon dawg,

Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️

in all seriousness though, after not teaching for 2 & 1/2 years, i am SO HAPPY to be back at it. I feel like myself again. I'm happier than I've been in a long time

the highlight of my day was when we were talking about food & a kid asked me if I'd ever had ketchup chips
me: yeah but not until I moved to canada
kids: what?!
me: yeah, guys, ketchup chips aren't really a thing in the states
kid: (shocked, distraught) *gasps* did donald trump ban ketchup chips?

yesterday was my first day. 5th grade (excuse me, i mean grade 5). very small, rural school

big life news: I got a teaching job!!!!

Christian and me outside the movie theater posing by the poster for nirvanna the band the show the movie

Aw shit, here we go again

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

We are going to see Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie again tomorrow, and I'm very excited. It's the most I've had a movie totally envelope my brain in a long time. You should see it - even (and maybe especially) if you haven't seen any of their past stuff.

I'm gonna straight up give myself an ulcer during this game omg

HOT FUZZ scene. Pegg as a cop talking to some underage kids in a pub When’s your birthday? 22nd of February. What year? Every year.

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

newfoundland time zone actually benefitting me for once because while everyone in ontario has to get up at 8am for the gold medal hockey game, we get to sleep in till 9:30am

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

anyway, today this feeling was brought to me by an ad during olympics coverage that featured a guy playing hockey against a grizzly bear goalie and it had the fine print at the bottom that said "dramatization. do not attempt"

sometimes I get a weird little feeling (not deja vu, but something like that I guess) where I'll be like "oh yeah, i really uprooted my whole life and moved to canada. I did it. I live in canada now"

bsky.app/profile/carl...

Youtube thumbnail: large bearded white man in overalls and a man holding a jar of liquid, titled "raisin bran watermelon "tiger shine" STUNS the judges | moonshiners: master"

once again my youtube algorithm is fucked