josie on a ledge, a tunnel, trees. braids, gold, white. naughty and nice.
people pleasing is out, but good girls are still in
josie on a ledge, a tunnel, trees. braids, gold, white. naughty and nice.
people pleasing is out, but good girls are still in
it's okay, I'll give you a little lesbian consolation head pat
one thing all bisexual girls agree Chris Fleming can get it for free
You get it!
Ok you're hired you get a cool hat and a raise
I need to break up with these gaslighting apps and go back to taxis ๐ญ
"Driver arriving in 8 minutes" has literally never been true
If you think I'm bad at estimating time just wait til you try Lyft/Uber
My latest for @mashable.com! Ana's story led me to dig into who's behind all the censorship and financial backlash that adult content creators are facing. Lmk your thoughts ๐
Thank you to @publicpubics.bsky.social & @internetmaggie.com for your insights, and my editor @annaroseiovine.bsky.social ๐
Josie in a red dress, lace, pearls. Hair a little wild.
a hair stylist could never match the incredible energy of tousled playtime hair
Josie lounges during an outdoor photoshoot, backpack slung over one shoulder.
sometimes the outtakes are better than the "real thing."
life is never going the way I plan it, but I'm always trusting it will veer in a beautiful new direction.
Josie squats a rack of handcuffs
something something power of discipline
I've been joking about this idea for months, and I'm finally doing it. I get along really well with goofy people who have useless skills.
*No, Onewheels don't count. In the spirit of fairness, if you're physically disabled, you're welcome to propose an alternate circus-adjacent, useless skill.
Josie smiles in a mirror, athletic top, body all firm and soft.
๐ Can you RIDE A UNICYCLE? If so, I want to meet you! ๐ช
For the duration of 2026, If you can either ride a unicycle or prove that you once knew how to ride a unicycle*, I'll give you a discount on your first session.
I'm a pretty optimistic person but I feel like the universe is testing me this winter.
The furnace went out at 11pm on a Friday at 0โฐ and it feels like the last straw ๐ญ
Do we know any good photographers in NYC?
hoping to do a shoot while I'm there next month!
if all the OF girls in Pittsburgh put one snow plow on their wishlist this year, we'd be unstoppable
how come nobody ever elects me mayor of Pittsburgh? It's a damn shame
Python 5000 series pothole repair machine
she doesn't want louboutins, she wants a python 5000 pothole patcher
Once us girlies figure out how to put "meaningful infrastructure investment" on our wishlists, the cities will be saved
where to next?
josie leans on a bathroom counter, one hip to the side. Round curves, delicious textures. Like you caught her accidentally.
catch me through the doorway. I'll smile when I turn around and realize it's you.
If you're gonna hit on me, make it delightful like this
A man in the grocery store stopped me and said, "Let me ask you a question. Do you want that ring now, or do I gotta ask your momma first?"
Josie on subway tile, a bra strewn on the ground, body shapes, a thigh, a wrist.
even I am not sure exactly what happened here. but I do know it was good.
Josie lies on a countertop, an empty wineglass, a satiny bodycon dress.
a body that is more wild terrain than calculated architecture.
Josie's bright smile. A denim jumpsuit, a bright scarf. The sea and sun.
let's go somewhere warm in 2026?
Josie is joyfully open-mouthed after a surprise plate of giant cotton candy, cake, and fireworks was placed in front of her.
I'm turning 31! ๐ฐ
Thanks to every who has helped me celebrate becoming a prime number again. It's been a rollercoaster of a year. I feel so lucky to have y'all in my life, in small and large ways.
Josie smiles in comfy PJs on a fuzzy blanket.
craving some cozy โ
I don't post many of my gifts but I am currently in love with these obscenely expensive (but Josie-proof and cat-safe) fake candles. They look so real!
Thank you to everyone who helps make my home a cozy haven. Holiday vibes just intensified.