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9 Games That Made Me

Every time I want to give up I put my clothes in the trash like Spider-Man.

Trying to force the return of Jesus seems like a profound misunderstanding of chain of command

We really do need to hammer home reducing police budgets and using them to bolster teacher salaries immediately. The fact we have these massive goon squads playing candy crush all day at their jobs meanwhile teachers are having to get second incomes is frankly embarrassing as a rich country.

Your kids need teachers who have one job and only one job more than they need someone to ask if they paid for the arizona iced tea they are holding as they walk out of a convenience store.

the reason conservatives treat "cancelled for their conservative views" and "cancelled for being a sex pest and rapist" the same is that "powerful men should be allowed to rape their subordinates" *is* a conservative view

In your name. Your hard earned tax money is being used to build concentration camps and torturing children at home and murdering children abroad.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

That’s a great way to put it. When Keith Giffen was teaching me to write comics he kept saying “consistency, not continuity. Don’t worry about explaining some plot point from another book, but make sure the Martian Manhunter always has a weakness for Choc-o’s.”

the amount of rage i get every time i open a PDF and adobe is like "this looks like a long document, want us to summarise it for you with AI?" is unparalelled

It's only 11 pages! it's 11 pages of nothing but pictures!! even ifi it was 200+ pages, stick your AI up your arse and let me do my job!

Optimusmogging Dan with my Primal sketch

"Nerd culture" is a toxic lumbering monster that has only contributed to isolate scifi, fantasy, superheroes, etc from the rest of the artistic conversation and make those genres go septic and inbred. If we want them to survive, nerd culture needs to die

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

I see a lot of people going "Conservatives can't make art" and it's fundamentally not true, a LOT of Cons made incredibly influential art it's just that the contradictions of the modern Con movement have finally broken that ability

(Censored) Panel from Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose #53 by Jim Balent, in which Skeleton Man crashes through (nude, sleeping) Samantha Brown's window and says "Samantha Brown! You have to get out of here! Your vagina is haunted!" Samantha Brown, unsurprisingly says "What?!" Also, there is a scream "AAAAAAAH!" sound effect, but it's not actually associated with any character. This panel is a masterpiece.

Roses are red
Weeds are unwanted

the holy trinity The Felt is not The Hand is not The Henson Spirit. But together...they are Muppet.

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

When you've been on social media for much of your life but are only just now reading Pratchett

This is the greatest endorsement I could ask for

No education required. Mininum 18 months playing first person shooter games in yo' ugly-ass momma's basement. Must have no marketabe skills and possess a strong hatred of folks different from you and whatnot.

Kevin O'Neill depicts Marshal Law, Bat-Mite, and a fiendish Batman, from the Glasgow 1993 Comic Art Convention booklet.

“Go ahead - ask for an autograph”.

A green devil saying annihilate ice

On this, the fifth anniversary of the great chud riot, I think about how the only public figure to face any kind of lasting consequences for participating was Jimmy Pesto from Bob’s Burgers

"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set

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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

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Imagine going from beloved children's author who created worlds of magic and inspired a whole generation to read more only to fester and descend into bigotry and hate to the point where you haven't actually made anything new people like in over a decade and are instead defined by harm

You inspired CHILDREN! You made them believe in STORY and MAGIC and the power of BOOKS!

And now you spend your days mocking children who are just trying to survive in a world that, in part due to your own efforts, hates them and wants them to suffer for existing.

What a pathetic, wretched life

Vintage movie poster for Frankenstein, showing Frankenstein basically skanking. Poster has a bright green background. The title “Frankenstein” arches across the top in large white letters. To the right, text reads “The Monster That Terrorized the World!” At the bottom, cast names appear above a dark silhouette of a castle and rocky ground. What music is he listening to? Bosstones? Reel Big Fish? Or is he old school and he's listening to the Specials? Madness?

I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.

Kryptonite Spectrum’s ending is both totally in line with the ideas and themes of the series and also maybe a bridge too far to make it a Hand To Anyone Evergreen.
Not necessarily a bad thing!