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06.03.2026 16:17
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Jfc
Sky funeral for me plz
Not everyone can throw on a blazer and look like they’re about to break up with 2007 Greta Gerwig on digital video
Obsessed with and mad about how handsome Jay McCarrol from Nirvanna The Band is. Curse his mumblecore good looks
SIMULATE NUGGS (This is the label on a box of what i assume are fake meat chicken nuggets) Below these words a hand extends one of the nuggets to an illustrated green t rex whose mouth is open
“Computer,
my post with this text: If you're considering getting an air fryer, keep in mind you're statistically more likely to air fry a loved one than you are an intruder Then a reply with this text if you are looking for a good Air fryer Guide, I highly recommend checking out "Celine Air Fryer Kitchen Diet Cookbook" by Celine Paul, available on Amazon. This cookbook is packed with easy, delicious recipes for every meal, breakfast, main courses, snacks, and even desserts.
Harrison Ford as Deckard in Blade Runner (or Bladerunner from Blade Runner, per Elon) in the Voight Kampff test scene where he’s administering the test to Sean Young’s character. HF is a white guy, 30s, hands on a shiny table, wearing a reddish tan jacket over a dark collared shirt. He looks mad or maybe just determined. In front of him is a futuristic gizmo that helps with the rest, some grey boxes with a rod extending up diagonally that has, like, an eyepiece or read out attached to it. Soft focus BG is the same color as his jacket, more or less
Ha!
Famous photo from inside the situation room the night they killed bin Laden. Biden, Obama, a general in blue dress regalia, Hillary Clinton with her hand over her mouth, and assorted people, mostly older white men, in business attire sit or stand around a table with many laptops. All are looking at something off screen
Inside the Situation Room the night they found Sugar Man
Silverware drawer full of spoons
My dinner with Alanis
A follower count showing 66.6k followers on my account
So THIS is why I’ve only been able to post in ominous backwards Latin
Two settings on a washing machine. One says NORMAL and the other says NORMAL with an asterisk next to it
My two settings
Two settings on a washing machine. One says NORMAL and the other says NORMAL with an asterisk next to it
My two settings
So I’m realizing
Concrete AND khachapuri? Now that’s a Sunday!
Some serious magical realism is going on in the San Fernando Valley
A bunch of Concrete collections
YOU GUYS. Was at the Burbank central library just now. Saw the free book cart on my way into the bathroom. Thought, “it’d be funny if it had a Concrete collection.” Came out of the bathroom, and guess what?
Ooh, thank you!
Parking garage sign that says MACYS in a very 90s font
This font promised the children of the 90s a future it could not ultimately deliver
4 weeks wait
Fellas… you’re selling past the close
Putting a Concrete trade on hold at my local library
Damn i gotta go to Concrete school, STAT
There is no show like a SoCal Mtn Goats show
Driving toward Eagle Rock like some sort of @themountaingoats.bsky.social protagonist
In between him getting the sausages and leaving:
I said, “Hey man.”
“Hey! How you doin’,” he said.
“Better now,” I said, just sort of a chummy “i have coffee now” kind of thing to say at breakfast.
“Me too,” he said, “now that I got these sausages.”
Sweatpants pocket. Freezer bag of sausages.
It was a freezer size ziploc bag
You lose nothing by doing so
“Spiderland” was a good name for that Slint album. That shit sounds like SPIDERLAND
Google map of SLC airport. Two dots. BURGER KING CLOSED and BURGER KING OPEN
For fans of open Burger Kings, the Salt Lake City airport is a bit of a mixed bag
