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Lawrence @ ooh you wanna hire me so bad

@lsmewtwo

25 | He/They | Contributing author at SUPERJUMP & Stop Caring๐ŸŽฎ | Boy who runs Lawrence and Goliath โœ๐Ÿพ | Grad student or smthn https://linktr.ee/lsmewtwo

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For the second time in as many days: โœจdelete grammarlyโœจ

06.03.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mega Man Xtrogen

06.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Staring imposter syndrome dead in the face one coffee brewed by the barista with green hair at a time.

06.03.2026 06:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferredโ€ฆ... I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred paym...

If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

05.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1991 ๐Ÿ” 892 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Without Metal Gear Gay, I don't know what I'd do with myself

05.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the best things I ever did was let go of ranked as a symbol of anything other than playtime and *sometimes* caliber. It's fun to use as a benchmark occasionally but you're never going to talk to someone at a tournament and ask about their rank.

04.03.2026 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am unemployed so my opinions are those of the people

04.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think this game looks awesome. And I love fog. I loooove fog.

04.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Live Service Games Need to be Weird if They Want to Survive Marathon sure is colorful

New piece up today! I had fun with the Marathon Server Slam this past weekend, but given recent events, live service multiplayer games need to make themselves stand out or else.
lawrenceandgoliath.ghost.io/live-service...

04.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some Marathon screenshots because this game is soooo pretty

04.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From the last piece GI wrote on Highguard, internal testing went really well but it didn't replicate a realistic play environment and was initially gonna be a shadowdrop like how Apex Legends was. IMO the game is really fun and feels GREAT, it's a shame it's dying so soon.

03.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The People vs Geoff Keighley

03.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Highguard will be permanently shut down next week, on March 12. gameinformer.com/2026/03/03/h...

03.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Personally, the only thing that confused me were the buttons. I'd mix up what LR and LB did in the menu a handful of times, and then there's having X and A both be confirmation buttons in some form in the game.

03.03.2026 02:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For months, @jacksonwryan.com has been looking into why so many video games sites have become full of gambling and casino stories, unusual author images, and, most recently, the use of AI. We've connected these sites to Clickout Media. Here's what we've learned.

02.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 937 ๐Ÿ” 444 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

The unique horror and pain of misplacing your tax paperwork after doing a big clean and thinking you'd remember the new, more optimal place to keep all your paperwork

02.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need Kinato's Magic to persist. Ichi the Witch is still alive and kicking, and KM has had a pretty interesting start thus far.

02.03.2026 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went to find reference pics for a piece I'm commissioning and got hit with AI immediately. I normally try to splice together image to get the idea across more clearly, but I'm just gonna draw this shit out from now on.

01.03.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production.

you have until March 23rd to comment.

i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.

28.02.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2663 ๐Ÿ” 2659 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40 ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

I reached a point a couple years ago when I was like "if I want to get hired, I should probably have more forward-facing social media" and now I realize that kinda doesn't matter.

01.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reading this made me realize that I fucked up getting comfortable using my face as my pfp. I must go into the depths and draw something.

28.02.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been a while since I've banged this drum, but:

Cancel your fucking game pass subscription

28.02.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 389 ๐Ÿ” 239 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hardline felt SO especially good to me and now I know why

28.02.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would anybody be interested in hearing an idea that I've had for a longer essay/potential pitch and talk shop w/me

28.02.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We live in a court of jesters, man.

28.02.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a bit confused. Isn't the number of players in an area based on if players queue into there? Maybe I'm misreading something, but how does this update work?

27.02.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
pokemon gen 10 starter doodles

pokemon gen 10 starter doodles

who are these guys they keep coming to my porch and chewing on my plants

27.02.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1240 ๐Ÿ” 356 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you've gotta use "[noun]slop" to describe a game, just go ahead and pack it up, man.

27.02.2026 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so serious when I tell you that between now and the full release of this game, I plan to not be online in such a critical way. I don't want any news, and leaks, any spoilers whatsoever. There is nothing I enjoy more than playing a Pokemon game blind.

27.02.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Capsule Monsters (what would eventually become Pocket Monsters / Pokรฉmon) concept artwork.

27.02.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 92 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0