Minxy Jinxy

ZzzzzzzzZzzz.....*snorts in her sleep*....Wut??! Who's there??!
#HotPinkLegalSolutions

*answers the phone*
Hello? #HotPinkLegalSolutions

We also have the bestest team!
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Thank you, Izzy

In the meantime, @thesophiebear.bsky.social, let me show you around the #HotPinkLegalSolutions pawffice.
The front pawffice, my pawffice, Flash's, should he return to Bluesky & work, the staff lunchroom...there are more rooms but they haven't been done up yet.

Hmm..
*wonders when she'll see the bill*
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When can I see it all?

New tree? Renovations?

Can we help @thesophiebear.bsky.social fix up one of our spare pawffices for her own? She's been a purralegal for a long time.
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Nuttin good, I'm sure
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I'll open a case file for you.
Come by the pawffice as soon as you can, and we'll discuss your legal options.

a black cat sitting on a rug with the words what written on the bottom ALT: a black cat sitting on a rug with the words what written on the bottom

NOOOOOOO!!!!
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What's happening??
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@jolo729.bsky.social

Hey Sophie! Long time no see!
Welcome to the Bluesky HotPinkLegalSolutions pawffice!
Come on in and meet @mandolineace.bsky.social who works here

The #HotPinkLegalSolutions pawffice will be closed while we grieve the loss of the legendary naughty kitty himself, @naughtypussycat.bsky.social, Zin, my husband & best furriend.

So @crischalcedony.bsky.social do you wanna do a survey or take some other action?
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We got about 3ft, but we do get snow drifts #snowmaggedon

Could be, yes

And if there's a precedent or not can help us
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TOO LATE 😹

Wooo!! Thanks HQ!
#Hedgewatch

Hmm...sounds like stalking!!

Maybe slip my business card to some of em birbs?
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*turns all of em on, and plugs in the space heater*
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Preoccupied by birbs??
Outside birbs??
Why??
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GET IN QUICK!!
AND CLOSE THE WINDOW!!
Its cold!! #HotPinkLegalSolutions

Hmm...that wasn't much explanation.
*thinks*
We could do a survey to determine if any other kitties have had chili dogs...
Or we could explore making demands for compawsation...
What do you think?
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Excellent!!

We'd need more information first: why were you denied the chili dog? Were you pawvided with an explanation? Were you pawvided with an alternative snack or treat? #HotPinkLegalSolutions

Welcome to the #HotPinkLegalSolutions pawffice....

But if you'd kindly not levitate around, that be great! 😹

Aww thanks Chessie
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If you need a safe space you're welcome to hunker down here too #HotPinkLegalSolutions

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Furriends, I'm takin shelter in our pawffice, here at #HotPinkLegalSolutions, as the hooms have lost their minds & allowed a winter storm to take over us.
Any critter, floof, doggo or flappy needing support, just message me below.
Stay safe
#snowmaggedon #Hedgewatch