Please tell me he wants them to get the same haircut, too.
10.03.2026 23:59
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Please tell me he wants them to get the same haircut, too.
I had to leave Threads because its algorithm was making me lose faith in humanity.
This isn't just WWIII. It's the infinite sum of all world wars from n=3 to ∞.
Except for the waterfowl. They're teak.
What ever happened to not negotiating with terrorists?
Before you bulldoze, set up a website that takes a poll of whether it should be demolished with YES and NO buttons, but record 80% of NO votes as YES. Let Trump be right about vote rigging at least once.
If it ever gets built, the president at the time of its completion should immediately start a lottery where people buy tickets for a chance at operating a crane equipped with a wrecking ball. Winners get 5 minutes with it.
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."
A life free from periodic discomfort is a life free from growth.
My mom is coming for Thanksgiving. She just sent an email to remind me that the last time she joined us for this holiday I had made a turkey that was too peppery for her. I can't believe my own mother sent me a season desist letter.
Major Mausoleum vibes. Which is apt because if there's any water on the floor you'll fall and break your neck.
Also, that's a feature, not a bug. If the rotation motor is hit in battle, you can climb out onto the turret and continue firing manually.
MAKE GOALPOSTS HEAVY AGAIN
What does access get you other than performative bullshitting? That bridge is worth burning.
We have all thought this. But we haven't written about it.
What is happening within the highest levels of the Trump Administration is an effort to illegally deprive people of their rights and freedom purely on the basis of their race or appearance, contrary to many, many laws. In any reasonable world it would result in immediate and unanimous impeachment...
Damn. I can't say this because I "sell" them my excess solar energy.
It's better down where it's wetter. Take it from me.
We’re trying a new method today. In oven for 5 minutes per pound at 500, then turn oven off and it should be perfect after two hours. We’ve got a probe in it and so far so good.
Pop rocks and gingerbread should do it.
A series of abnormally high waves that takes out a soy sauce brewery and a miso factory is called a tsumami.
I don't know what brought this pairing about, but what a delight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Ol...
Some people need strange band-aids to get through their weeks.
The same guy shilling for herbal supplement companies? x.com/DrOz/status/...
Gosh, I can't imaging any conflicts of interest coming up.
She's got your number, for sure.
I feel bad for Trump. You plan a massive event specifically to evoke the 1939 MSG Nazi rally. You invite all of the worst blackpilled racist fuckfaces in the country and rail about the vilest cruelest shit you can think up. And then *one guy* makes a racist joke and that’s all they talk about.
There is a door to the east, but the path behind you has been blocked.
That’s the stuff.
Australia is making some good music.
girlandgirl.bandcamp.com/track/garden...
