G-Mann

Who'd be stupid enough to give Wulfie, fire cover, with his record.*

*Yeah, yeah, Hattie "It was only the once!**"

**At a time.

Two facts that need mentioning when anyone starts twatting on about the so-called: "Special relationship!"

Erm... Soviet?

That's a song, right?

M'Lady B has gone out then, we assume!

Ha, like anything other than an Oven (so called) Chip, is the worst thing that can possible happen to a spud, even if a certain religious lead tends to disagree. (Probably on the McCain pay roll!)

Wulfie cooking?

Well that's one way to demolish the kitchen I guess.

Not sure it will be M'Lady B's favourite method however.

Just a word to all those new guys who have suddenly started following me.

Note: I don't blindly follow back.

If you've got an empty or nearly empty profile. only have reposts. or post only about the USA, or something else I'm not that interested in (cats - really!) then it ain't happening.

Soz

No need to worry. You won't miss it as they'll no doubt he'll be holding a press conference (no interviews in case anyone asks him questions) and what male-cow-poo he comes out with, will dutifully be then repeated by our billionaire owned media without pushback of any sort.

That's because the women they want to protect are as imaginary as their wives/girlfriends, or any female who'd want anything to do with them.

I'm sort of hoping that's the only reason Reform UK Ltd are ahead in the polls (have any votes at all).

However, I doubt it, as there's still Daily Mail readers on the loose.

"And topping the charts, with more than the next few combined, we have Frog Faced Grifter with their continual anthem "How Many Job?"

So, at some point, the orange idiot will simply stop talking about the issue, and it will then, magically go away (from the media)

Same old, same old.

In a world of lies, we need the BBC more than ever. This week could be our last chance to save it | Polly Toynbee As the public consultation on the BBC nears its end, the right will be out in force to undermine it. But its supporters can do their bit – with this guidance, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee

‘All those who care about the BBC’s future should hurry and send in their response before 10 March.

Despite strong public support for the national broadcaster, you can bet battalions of enemies driven by the right will be out in force to undermine it.’

Is this good new, or bad news for British media?

The mail loosing out, has to be good, but will the new owner do anything to modify the Torygraph before it goes full on Reformgraph?

Offered with quite a lot of sniggering.

It will probably have Crayons*!

*Available in Wulfie's cabin only.

All my socks are the same, so technically, I can only ever have one odd/lost one at a time.

At least in theory. 🫤

Did you click "Post" before typing the final word?

"Lies!" wasn't it?

Any of them actually based in the UK?

Oh that's proper classy* that is.

*for #wulferhampton

ie. The Reform UK Ltd bribe - sorry - 'welcome bonus' wasn't as big as he'd hoped.

Is nipple counting one of Little Charley Mouse's jobs?

Is that bacon being sucked into the north of your orbit?

Someone had better not tell Mrs. B.

Fish n' chip tea to look forward to when it is all done though, right?

RIGHT?

The most startling thing about both these comments is that the writers seem genuinely surprised.

I'm mean... how?

But do you have any buckets?

They could.

But they won't.

You okay?

Does @meadhallwench.bsky.social need to break out her First Aid Kit (assuming Wulfie hasn't emptied it)?