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@tanasimensis

Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf 39. He/they Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo. Sometimes I have thoughts. 18+ only. I horny post. PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis

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Yea

07.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh 😳

07.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Christ on a stick the ego on these people. You're at a goddamn funeral you ghoul nobody wants to hear about how smart you think you are.

07.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm next

07.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know nothing about Resident Evil but I approve of this.

07.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Contractor will be here Monday. Fuck I dunno how I'm going to handle any of this πŸ™ƒ

07.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I get the most crooked adjuster ever. Anyone is going to see the poor roof condition and deny it >.>

07.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unsend teeet

07.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Annnnd the roof has finally sprung a leak πŸ™ƒ

07.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

...TWO marshmallows?!

07.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*growls at you because you wouldn't give marshmallows*

07.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A big fat werewolf leaning over the camera which is pointed up at the sky. He's looking down with red glowing eyes saying "hey sport" as the full moon rises behind him.

A big fat werewolf leaning over the camera which is pointed up at the sky. He's looking down with red glowing eyes saying "hey sport" as the full moon rises behind him.

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Hey

04.10.2023 15:31 πŸ‘ 1145 πŸ” 258 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2

Hi

07.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Peoples reactions to full vs partial are wild and I don't care for it xD

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That tooπŸ™ƒ

06.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One party wants to kill us and the other thinks we're too stupid to live without them

06.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not >:3

06.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

I swear it's every single place now.

06.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda yea

06.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhh

06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you squish the bigger one hard enough will the other one expand?

06.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gee it's almost like we've all known that for years but economists are fucking idiots

06.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*pushes over* :3

06.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*shakes head as he sees the fourth missed call from a contractor calling during work to confirm an appointment but not one voicemail left* Why is every place like this now? Doctors, state agencies,contractors they just all refuse to leave a voicemail and then say they just couldn't get a hold of you

06.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm. Source: self.

06.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 5395 πŸ” 1196 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 22

Chile lime pork rinds

06.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*getting ready to leave for work, grumbles*

06.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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