Doctor Em

I think my fortune cookie knows I’m raising a toddler in 2026 🤣😅

My two year old was walking around asking for “rent control” and while we agree on this sentiment, I was unsure how it came up in daycare today.

Turns out they got “paw patrol” valentines in class 🤣🤣🤣

Two kids under 3 and a brother-in-law who is active military made this the most cost effective year to do Disney world 🤣 but their lightning lane system is WILD with the three preselects and makes you plan out your whole day essentially! I’ll send you the website my sister swore by for planning LL 🤣

Frozen reopened today! That’s the only thing my niece cared about 🤣 my sister went HARD and planned out everything and got our lightening lanes all figured out so I’m just going along with it. Lar and I are usually more go with the flow but I’ve heard DW makes it much harder to do!

Headed to Disney World next week with the fam. Haven’t been for a solid… two decades. As a Disneyland frequenter, do I need to know that I don’t? Lol

In thirty something news, my arm is sore from cross stitching.

as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce

Lol the live cam in pioneer square is sloppppyyyyy

… that was absolutely me in 2013. Good for them.

Yoooooo if you want a rundown of Bad Bunny's halftime show's symbolism and cultural and historical connections, check this thread kk

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

Alaska Junction is lit lol

a man with long curly hair is holding two bottles of beer ALT: a man with long curly hair is holding two bottles of beer

It appears that the Warriors did in fact come out to play.

the curse kendrick placed upon all drakes at the super bowl is real prove me wrong

Woooow that was a terrible attempt at an onside kick lol

Omg increíble

Boo I wanted to win this with zero TDs. Was giving me No shots on goal vibes.

NOT GREAT BOB

SO GOOD

OBSESSED

Seahawks fans obnoxious as hell lolll

Ok ok Brandi is a better Washington representation

Ew we don’t claim Chris Pratt

Obed Vargas replaces Ademola Lookman in the 79th minute of the Copa del Rey semifinals against Real Betis, making his debut for Atlético Madrid.

Obed. 💙💚

Excellent. Thanks!

I just wasn’t sure if it would work, since we might go to the back of the line of creditors if they filed bankruptcy? I’ve basically been told (by a nicer human) they have to see how much they make from this sale to see which shipments they can pay off in the port, my couch being on one of them.

I understand I’m gonna get screwed, I knew that coming in. At least don’t be a dick to me he I’m trying to find out literally anything.

Shoutout to the shitty manager at Kasala. Ordered a couch in October, paid in full. This week they’ve announced they are going out of business. Won’t answer phones, so went in person. Asked him if I had any options at all to get a couch or a refund, he told me to “google it”.

If you’re gonna sell me this book for $20 online, maybe remove the $1 sticker before you ship it to me 🤣🤣

Someone hug this man please 🥹😭