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She/they. Doctor - professional "sorry for the wait" apologiser.

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Strong Female Character: Nero Book Awards Winner Nero Book Awards Winner

Strong Female Character- Fern Brady

Hysterically funny, a soothing balm to the constant rhetoric of “neurodivergence is over diagnosed” & “what’s the point of a diagnosis?” Nonsense from the right wing (and in that I include Wes Streeting & his private health pals)

uk.bookshop.org/p/books/stro...

08.03.2026 13:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 3
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Stone Blind Check out Stone Blind - <p><b>Longlisted for the Women's Prize for Fiction<br /><br />In <i>Stone Blind</i>, the instant <i>Sunday Times </i>bestseller, Natalie Haynes brings the infamous Medusa to li...

Stone Blind by @nataliehaynes.bsky.social

If you liked Stephen Fry’s books about the ancient gods, you’ll love this.

It’s fast-paced fun, which remains committed to great storytelling whilst shining a light on the patriarchal gaze we view our heroes through.

uk.bookshop.org/p/books/ston...

08.03.2026 13:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Breathtaking: 'A book replete with courage and empathy' Observer 'A book replete with courage and empathy' Observer

With the Covid enquiry coming to a close, a reminder of a time we so quickly push aside and minimise.

As a new doctor in 2020, thrown into work early and with the nhs in chaos, this book by @drrachelclarke.com is a must read, we can’t improve if we forget.

uk.bookshop.org/p/books/brea...

08.03.2026 13:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My apologies!

08.03.2026 12:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Art Cure: The Science of How the Arts Transform Our Health The Science of How the Arts Transform Our Health

A lesson in why making the arts further inaccessible to working class people ultimately costs us all.

As someone who had council subsidised music lessons and benefited from those in ways that cannot be counted (including becoming a doctor) this is a call to action.

uk.bookshop.org/p/books/art-...

08.03.2026 12:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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A Hymn to Life: Shame has to Change Sides Shame has to Change Sides

A hymn to life - Gisele Pelicot

Probably the most powerful book of the century thus far. Her bravery and absolute, unapologetic fearlessness is inspiring to both survivors and allies.

uk.bookshop.org/p/books/a-hy...

08.03.2026 12:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Her Majesty’s Royal Coven Check out Her Majesty’s Royal Coven - THE #1 <em>SUNDAY TIMES</em> BESTSELLER <p> <strong> <em>Featuring paperback exclusive bonus content </em> </stron...

Here’s some books by women which I’ve loved.

The Her Majesty’s Royal Covenant series by @junodawson.bsky.social

Fun, magical and mainly based in Hebden Bridge/Manchester.

Trans women are women and #IWD2026 absolutely includes them.

uk.bookshop.org/p/books/her-...

08.03.2026 12:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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UK Gave £90k to Sexual Violence Report Central to Israel’s Genocide Propaganda Exclusive: The Foreign Office funded a sexual violence report subsequently used in a £33m Israeli campaign to whitewash its genocide in Gaza. Rivkah Brown reports.

Mindblowing story. The UK met most of the costs of a key propaganda tool used by the Israeli Government to launder its genocide in Gaza - then tried to cover up the fact it had done so.

06.03.2026 08:04 👍 264 🔁 155 💬 11 📌 9

ED particularly dogshit (even more than usual) for everyone today or is my department an anomaly?

02.03.2026 22:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

21:30 on a Friday night and I’m in bed with a book and a decaf tea.

It’s been Quite A Week.

27.02.2026 21:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Manchester says “fuck terfs”

23.02.2026 20:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats!

Everyone around you can enjoy admiring your fresh crown when you have your head in your hands this evening.

22.02.2026 09:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Lucy and yak dungarees with pictures of boobs on.

Lucy and yak dungarees with pictures of boobs on.

Went to the shop in my excellent dungarees.

Got called a “fucking fat dyke” by a man I’ve never met or spoke to, I simply had the audacity to be in the same carpark at the same time as him

Men are getting worse, aggression as their primary language is increasing.
I’m so done with humans this week.

21.02.2026 11:57 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

On a local fb group for recycling unwanted stuff.

A kind person has put up a post giving away some pregnancy vitamins & tea. They’ve asked if any “pregnant people” could make use of them.

They’ve been attacked by TERFs accusing them of “erasing women” etc.

Since when are women not people?

18.02.2026 15:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I cannot overstate how absolutely thick as mince this is.

14.02.2026 20:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"I say! Are you Georgina?"
The child in the opposite bed sat up and looked across at Anne. She had very short
curly hair, almost as short as a boy's. Her face was burnt a dark-brown with the sun, and
“Famous Five 01 - Five On A Treasure Island” By Enid Blyton 7
her very blue eyes looked as bright as forget-me-nots in her face. But her mouth was
rather sulky, and she had a frown like her father's.
"No," she said. "I'm not Georgina."
"Oh!" said Anne, in surprise. "Then who are you?"
"I'm George," said the girl. "I shall only answer if you call me George. I hate being a girl.
I won't be. I don't like doing the things that girls do. I like doing the things that boys do. I
can climb better than any boy, and swim faster too. I can sail a boat as well as any
fisher-boy on this coast. You're to call me George. Then I'll speak to you. But I shan't if
you don't."
"Oh!" said Anne, thinking that her new cousin was most extraordinary. "All right! I don't
care what I call you. George is a nice name, I think. I don't much like Georgina. Anyway,
you look like a boy."

"I say! Are you Georgina?" The child in the opposite bed sat up and looked across at Anne. She had very short curly hair, almost as short as a boy's. Her face was burnt a dark-brown with the sun, and “Famous Five 01 - Five On A Treasure Island” By Enid Blyton 7 her very blue eyes looked as bright as forget-me-nots in her face. But her mouth was rather sulky, and she had a frown like her father's. "No," she said. "I'm not Georgina." "Oh!" said Anne, in surprise. "Then who are you?" "I'm George," said the girl. "I shall only answer if you call me George. I hate being a girl. I won't be. I don't like doing the things that girls do. I like doing the things that boys do. I can climb better than any boy, and swim faster too. I can sail a boat as well as any fisher-boy on this coast. You're to call me George. Then I'll speak to you. But I shan't if you don't." "Oh!" said Anne, thinking that her new cousin was most extraordinary. "All right! I don't care what I call you. George is a nice name, I think. I don't much like Georgina. Anyway, you look like a boy."

To give you an idea of how deranged the UK has become about gender stuff, here's Enid Blyton - the absolute avatar of classic English conservatism and a huge fan of racist "gollywogs" - casually describing a gender non-conforming kid in the 1940s and having their friends be totally cool with it.

14.02.2026 11:33 👍 1656 🔁 570 💬 9 📌 0
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Eric Cantona always had a way with words.

He is Manchester United, not a smarmy billionaire who moved to Monaco so he could avoid tax.

www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/eri...

12.02.2026 23:35 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Strap in, gang, we’re watching the figure skating and having Bisexual Feelings again.

11.02.2026 21:08 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 1

“I realise someone is stamping on your head with their boot, but there’s simply no need to call them a cunt”

10.02.2026 22:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Actor Noel Clarke arrested over allegation of attempted rape in 2007 Former Doctor Who star is also facing allegations of exposure and sexual assault by touching

Good to see the police are as on it as ever.

Not like there’s been any overwhelming evidence or journalists doing their job for them or anything 🙄

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

10.02.2026 20:41 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Social media post from a man whose identity I have covered.  It is a picture of three shelves in a hospital shop.

On the top shelf are boxes of tampons
The lower two have sweets and chocolate.

The post states "what does everyone think about this tambox next to the chocolate 🤮"

Social media post from a man whose identity I have covered. It is a picture of three shelves in a hospital shop. On the top shelf are boxes of tampons The lower two have sweets and chocolate. The post states "what does everyone think about this tambox next to the chocolate 🤮"

I am once again reminding men they are not sold used.

09.02.2026 15:50 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A bookcase where the books are stored with their pages facing outwards, so there's no way to tell what they are, and all you know is that the owner is a criminal.

A bookcase where the books are stored with their pages facing outwards, so there's no way to tell what they are, and all you know is that the owner is a criminal.

If I went to someone's house and saw this was how they kept their books I would leave immediately and call the police, safe in the knowledge that they are a full serial killer.

09.02.2026 14:42 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need my ego stroked as much as the next elder millennial, however, if you’re going to compliment an interaction we had in a professional setting, it would be optimal if it weren’t in a changing room whilst I had my tits out.

Difficult to be a humbly gracious doctor with my nips pointing north.

04.02.2026 10:59 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Think my cats have a shit fetish, they now both wait for me to come home from work before having a poo in their respective robot litter trays whilst making really intense eye contact.

ScatCats.

03.02.2026 08:44 👍 87 🔁 2 💬 11 📌 0

Lovely stuff. Silly little Wes better stop hanging out with Peter Mandelson and get his best negotiating hat on.

Hopefully this is the last time we have to do stupid postal votes and the law is changed to reflect society as it is now, not 25 years ago 🙄

02.02.2026 16:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm gutted cos all the people who I thought were just a bit conspiracy theory nuts banging on about the group of paedophile elites running the globe apparently turned out to be fucking right.

01.02.2026 22:58 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@cullobsidian.bsky.social I heard this now you must too

01.02.2026 22:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Man either has the dementia or the lyingcuntitis. Who's to say which?

01.02.2026 22:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People who use nitrous oxide (laughing gas) - if you start to get weird symptoms like not being able to feel your hands/feet/legs/arms, difficulty walking or problems peeing/pooing please be honest about your gas use.

We may be able to help more quickly and treat more successfully if we know.

01.02.2026 22:44 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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JK Rowling and her team "protecting women and girls" by inviting convicted sex offender Epstein to the opening of her Harry Potter play.

It certainly is an interesting approach to child protection.

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