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Did he shit himself again?

06.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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> @benstiller.redhour.com

06.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 8122 πŸ” 1811 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 68

Holy fucking shit. 'If Trump says we won then we won' is even further down the hole than the Orwell quote people always dig up about eyes and ears. He attacked Iran so he could win another fake award. That's it. That's the whole thing. That's wild

06.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1424 πŸ” 311 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 17

They keep throwing out this statistic and NO ONE ASKS A FOLLOW-UP. This would be the biggest story in the history of the world if true.

145,00 CHILDREN? MISSING CHILDREN? FOUND? JUST IN MINNESOTA???

For fuck's sake will ANY journalist just do the damn job?

06.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#MyFirstComic

06.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If it’s true that the United States bombed an elementary school and killed scores of children it is an unfathomable crime. I have never been more disgusted to be an American.

06.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 20242 πŸ” 3958 πŸ’¬ 1276 πŸ“Œ 346
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06.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@cbccpodcast.bsky.social y'all get it

06.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy shit i just saw the LANTERNS trailer.

06.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New Christmas card just dropped

06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People.com

We're beyond the pale.

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The witch's spell is wearing off.

05.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ten bucks says the cowboy hat has a lot to do with it.

05.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

05.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 7957 πŸ” 2700 πŸ’¬ 704 πŸ“Œ 224

Someone doesnt know what Orwell meant. Or what 'irony' means.

05.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MULLIN??? The shitshow just got worse.

05.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

05.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 7313 πŸ” 2304 πŸ’¬ 183 πŸ“Œ 50

1. thanks for clarifying what "ID" means

2. non-citizens voting actually isn't a problem

3. trump himself uses mail-in ballots

4. wait what

5. is this still about voting

05.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 858 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 6

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 10671 πŸ” 3245 πŸ’¬ 196 πŸ“Œ 244

Bessent stands like someone's got a thumb up his ass.

04.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. To think a bullet from an AR-15 wounded that ear. It's unbelievable what a powerful healer dear leader is.

04.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Theyre gonna kill us to save themselves but then kill themselves too because THAT SHIT ISNT REAL.

04.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bahahahahahahaha!!!

03.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love is not a requirement for citizenship.

03.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you believe that I represent a planned Trump Tower in Greenland that I'd love to sell you a condo in.

03.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now realize it about us, asshole.

03.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That ear though.

02.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0