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~*no memes all dreams*~ furniture restoration noob/"enthusiast" great british bake-off watcher these days i mostly sue naughty hr depts

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Cheeky respecc into bard

13.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

noooo ubiquitous chatbots are totally different from the metaverse/scamcoins/nfts/pets.com/theranos/nikola/90% of SV startups/moviepass/ftx

the key difference is that those guys all had bad business plans whereas we have no business plan at all!

20.01.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

re Hilton refusing lodging: I know we’re living in the apocalypse but OMG ARE WE GOING TO GET OUR FIRST 3RD AMENDMENT CASE EVER??

05.01.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

expressio unius; therefore β€œnot hung where you cannot see”

~construction’d~

08.12.2025 00:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the comparing business card scene from American Psycho but instead it's other parents talking to me about how their kid was able to start sleeping through the night at 3 months

12.11.2025 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

roboquest is also good if you like roguelikes (fps but ur shooting robots so okay for kids?)

01.11.2025 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bg3 with nudity disabled

01.11.2025 08:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😏😏

30.10.2025 19:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*lawyer bro sweating profusely* no im not a lawyer! im just a regular dude who has very strong feelings about AB trusts

25.09.2025 04:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s all fun and games until someone drops a β€œfirst mover advantage” on a call with grandma

05.09.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Opus No. 1
Opus No. 1 YouTube video by Tim Carleton - Topic

jesus: "be back soon"
also jesus: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xn...

05.08.2025 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sus is short for pseudo-Dionysius

rizzmaxing refers to the famous rizz of Maximus the Confessor

04.08.2025 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i do not care for pope trump

04.05.2025 04:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i will say this: i have talked with young men who pull out "it's tough being a dude" and when you start probing, it's actually "i want to kms b/c i dont have a future" which spurs a very different conversation

i dont think young men are especially reliable in self-reporting their feelings tbh

04.05.2025 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when its actual young men saying "it really sux being a dude rn" i take them seriously*

when its weird podcasters in their late 30s talking about how hard it is being a young man, i usually do not

(*i stop taking it srsly if its regurgitated podcast infodump, which is about half of the time)

04.05.2025 04:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

too soon, β€œwtf ur not catholic”, etc., but hashtag-pizzaballas checking in

21.04.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I suspect he’s less of an evil supergenius and more of a β€œguy who was a little too interested in WWII in high school and never grew up” thing that rich Bay Area weirdos keep falling for.

03.04.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"free API calls"
squidwardarriving.jpg
"it will take 3-4 weeks for us to process your request"
squidwardleaving.jpg

16.02.2025 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

on the one hand, I wanted to go my whole life without learning anything about json

on the other hand, Redfin blocked my selenium-based web scraper

:|

16.02.2025 00:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mammoth hunting accident

19.01.2025 04:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and that man? Thomas Edison

08.01.2025 06:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like veneer. I just messed one up is how I know. D:

08.12.2024 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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ughhhhhhhhhhh

02.12.2024 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

failed to sand between finishing coats and had to redo it 🀏🀏🀏

28.11.2024 18:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

most low end boards/cases don't have rgb
and you have options with high end boards (e.g. asus pro art)
noctua fans are famously not-gamer
it's basically just the gpu

24.11.2024 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

eyeballed a wood stain at home depot and it matched perfectly πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

24.11.2024 06:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

trying 2 decide what to poast here

so much pressure

21.11.2024 19:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0