I post the way I speak, and I am very sweary.
I grew up on construction sites after all.
08.03.2026 02:10
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I made myself way too many chicken nuggets... I have regrets.
08.03.2026 02:02
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Yes.
08.03.2026 02:00
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He carried it off the plane and put it on when he got there.
08.03.2026 01:59
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Can none of them find suits that fit?
08.03.2026 01:58
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Milleratu.
08.03.2026 01:52
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Wish someone had slapped that stupid fucking white hat off his bloated empty head.
08.03.2026 01:45
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08.03.2026 01:19
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08.03.2026 01:17
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08.03.2026 00:49
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07.03.2026 19:36
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Looks like @pixelkitties.bsky.social dodged a bullet there.
07.03.2026 19:22
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A black cat with big round eyes looks up from the corner of a dark textured background. Above the cat, the text reads: “Hello, human..”.
A small moment of gentleness in the middle of everything. 🐈⬛🤍 (please open the thread)
07.03.2026 19:05
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He should go, so the Iranian people can show their appreciation for all he's done for them.
07.03.2026 17:08
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Hey look, it's a horse with two asses.
07.03.2026 17:06
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It's one of California's best kept secrets.
07.03.2026 08:41
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I would watch the hell out of this.
07.03.2026 02:21
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He did it to remind himself of happier times...
(happier for him, anyway)
07.03.2026 02:14
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Does him buying all those cases of girl scout cookies count as a donation?
07.03.2026 02:08
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Dude... put down the pipe, you're gassed.
07.03.2026 02:06
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Just to be clear... you are aware that this a parody account, right?
07.03.2026 02:05
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07.03.2026 00:20
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06.03.2026 23:58
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06.03.2026 23:43
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I say this knowing that I've done them in the past... pray you never find out what they were
06.03.2026 23:24
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That is in beautiful condition.
06.03.2026 22:19
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He had windmill cancer.
06.03.2026 11:31
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He's not even fit for compost, nevermind burying.
06.03.2026 11:30
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He lacks both the warmth and the depth to be called that.
06.03.2026 11:28
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