Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition (@fartsandwich)

holy lord michele i'm sorry that is so much

08.03.2026 22:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I was eating I would probably be dead on the floor after choking right now

07.03.2026 22:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's probably a microphone in his ass

07.03.2026 21:57 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

How does RoboCop hear through his helmet

07.03.2026 21:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤣❤️

28.02.2026 02:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beefed corn 'tis the season

Someday someone is going to write a hilarious piece on relationships and corned beef. It's very important that you read it. @fartsandwich.bsky.social

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27.02.2026 14:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Yes!!! I'm...at Costco now 🤣

24.02.2026 23:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watch out, Chicago, I just saw a Cybercab prototype on the street (there was a driver in it)

24.02.2026 23:29 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I have declared a 15% global tariff on my own ass

21.02.2026 22:28 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I'm 44 and I STILL assume anyone who's taller than me is older than me for some reason

20.02.2026 23:09 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

House-smoked tuna Chicken of the Flame

Can the world give @fartsandwich.bsky.social and his loved ones a break?

20.02.2026 15:46 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The halftime show was out neighborhood during summer and I think I'm going to cry

09.02.2026 01:34 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣

02.02.2026 02:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fart Sandwich Artist with Dennis Lee Podcast Episode · This Is TASTE · 06/26/2024 · 1h

Super late to listening to this @fartsandwich.bsky.social podcast, but I love that we have similar origin stories as writers: by trolling comment sections, babyyyyyyy!!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

02.02.2026 01:35 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

My wife said the funniest thing just now about this. "You know how when some people get really stressed out, they rearrange their house? Maybe that's what he's doing."

02.02.2026 00:25 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Aw man Greg....I'm so sorry. 😢

28.01.2026 22:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're not the Backstreet BOYS they're the Backstreet MEN

13.01.2026 16:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol sometimes stuff gets put up for grabs so of course i took it!!!

05.01.2026 21:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hello friend

03.01.2026 21:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

anyway, epstein files

03.01.2026 18:30 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got another Mochi, this one in our family! Sister's doggie. Our cats, however, are Scorpion and Sub-Zero and they're a pair of shitheads

30.12.2025 19:10 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do in fact have a bottle of this in my kitchen

29.12.2025 04:07 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A kick for the ages

29.12.2025 04:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

breakfast of champions

23.12.2025 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Food is Stupid | Dennis Lee | Substack My name is Dennis Lee, aka Dannis Ree, and I'm a Chicago-based food writer whose main goal is to ruin food for everyone. Especially you. Click to read Food is Stupid, by Dennis Lee, a Substack publica...

Love getting sick right before Christmas. No, wait; not "love," the other thing. Anyway I'm keeping it together by reading through the archives of this newsletter, by r greatest food writer of our generation @fartsandwich.bsky.social

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22.12.2025 23:45 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Nog Eggs it's a deviled christmas

Goshdarnit, @fartsandwich.bsky.social is a genius: foodisstupid.substack.com/p/nog-eggs?f...

20.12.2025 07:54 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Happy holidays!!!!

20.12.2025 02:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nog Eggs it's a deviled christmas

I am the only one in the office today and laughing like a lunatic. Thank you @fartsandwich.bsky.social and happy holidays.

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19.12.2025 14:29 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

aw fuck

13.12.2025 23:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

brown lightsaber

13.12.2025 19:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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