Unpaid Cat Maid

Mannnn I just got my bread weight off. I need to make a cheddar jalapeño loaf for the one time.

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Woman standing in front of a mirror wearing athletic clothing

Woman standing in front of a mirror wearing athletic clothing

If I can't have a magical superpower like being able to understand animals, at least I could have gotten an actual superpower like being able to carry weight gracefully. This is only a 30lb weight difference 148-117. ~10 more pounds to lose!

I completely forgot this guy existed

Text: "let's stop fighting with each other. We are all friends with each other." Posted with an image of a woman petting a monkey. The woman has a Korean flag behind her head, and the monkey has a Malaysian flag, suggesting Malaysians are monkeys

Text mocking the way Koreans speak English

A group of women, all with bandages on their face. meant to parody the number of Korean women who have had plastic surgery

I know there's a lot going on right now, but my nosy ass is hiding behind the curtains watching the Malaysians battle with the Koreans. Koreans stay being racist af to anyone who isn't the lightest shade of white, but meanwhile is the plastic surgery capital of the world 😂💀

Endless summer hydrangea

This unseasonably warm 60+ degree weather in Feb/March woke my hydrangeas up 2 months early. I am going to be absolutely furious if we get snow, as we often do through the end of March. I had a few plants that I wanted to move before we got Real Spring.

Short almond gel-x nails in pink, green cateye, and gold glitter French tip

If I knew we were posting nail pics today, I'd have taken one before I messed them up weeding the back garden today. #NailWars

...Minneapolis is right there. DNC continuing to make bad decisions

The planes in Spain moved mainly to Bahrain

One of the funniest(?) things I've seen today are videos taken by very surprised people who are unfortunate enough to live near the US military bases getting attacked. The US is intercepting missiles, which means they stay safe while the debris falls on innocent civilians.

the year is 2066. the small handful of surviving humans living in a bunker under Mount Kilamanjaro have just concluded their Supreme Court session.

turns out the strikes on Iran that started world war III and led to the end of human civilization as we knew it were

UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!!!!!

The front of the Open Book store in the Minneapolis-St Paul airport.

Going through MSP on the way home, and if you happen to wander through here in the next few days, there are now a bunch of signed Scalzi books in the Open Book store.

Hooked by Lade kills it every time.

not just land, specifically, but the Christian belief that Jesus will come back. they're trying to force through a religious prophecy.

Anyone else notice that the US only attacks on Friday night after the stock markets have closed for the weekend to limit the financial impact on the rich? By Monday, everything will have blown over and the dip isnt as hard as it would have been if this happened during the week

Hegseth just shot down a DHS drone with a laser because he thought it belonged to a Mexican cartel, but let’s let him preside over a radical shift to unrestrained AI on our most advanced weapons systems. What could go wrong?

Tourette syndrome activist John Davidson says Bafta told him ‘any swearing would be edited out of the broadcast’ Davidson said he ‘can’t begin to explain how upset and distraught I have been’ over slurs he shouted during the award ceremony

So the BBC promised Davidson and StudioCanal (who made I Swear) that any swearing tics would be edited out from broadcast, and instead they left them in despite a two hour delay, and even put a fucking microphone right in front of him to ensure they picked it up - he was sat at the back of room.

I have a couple of issues with this:
1) you cannot control tics. but you cannot convince me that they don't blurt out what they're thinking. he specifically targeted black people several times with that word.
2) it wasn't beeped when the show was on a 2 hour time delay. No excuse for that.

WE DID IT!!!! THEY'RE GOING TO EUROPE!!!!

Malcolm X looking past the camera

Today marks the day Malcolm X was assassinated and his words about Black women still rings true:

“The most disrespected person in America is the Black woman. The most unprotected person in America is the Black woman.”

I remember the days when I had a different ring tone for every contact in my phone, but I genuinely can't remember the last time I didn't have my phone on DND. my phone would be out the window if it made a sound.

There are 316 boxes left. If there are any ultra wealthy people who want to buy all 316 boxes but cant eat them all then you can send them to me, I'll sacrifice my health for the children.

"We’re not blaming God for this,” said 35-year-old Kristina. “Yes, it hurts, of course, it hurts. But God has chosen Ethan for a reason. God is doing something, and we're gonna glorify his name regardless." God sent you vaccines. Why tf would you blame him for your incompetence? Accountability!

tiffanythegoat1 Hold up @tyrabanks let's keep it cute.. you are 1 lying ass tied ass bitch.. you know how you treated me the whole time off and on camera, YOU WAS A BULLY!!! You treated me like shit and said the nastiest things about me and my son. That is not how the argument went but YALL EDITED TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU CARED... also FUCK @theshaderoom FUCK YO WERID ASS FANS AND FUCK YOU @tyrabanks I BET YOU WONT SIT DOWN WITH ME FACE TO FACE AND TALK yall don't ever defend me, I got more money and helping more people than all or many of the top models but that's the update yall give damn shame.. it's giving yall still hating on lil black ass me.. @tyrabanks hoe just let it go, ITS BEEN OVER 20 years fuuuuuuucccck ABOUT IT!!! Also FUCK MY FAMILY TOO

It was 20 years ago. It's probably to late to sue. Her crashout on IG was valid tho

Laughing in his face was the appropriate response.

Likes on posts changed from a heart to a horse in honor of Year of the Horse

Happy Chinese New Year!

I love that they changed the like from a heart to a horse over on xhs for Year of the Horse

Blue Maine Coon cat perched on top of a fridge. Because of course he is

Another Sunday, another day of the fridge gargoyle shaming me every time I enter the kitchen. You do not need second breakfast!

We can have a conversation about medical innovation being set back decades, but this guy needs to find a better way to cry.

"Developing vaccines for the rest of the planet isn't worth it if we can't overcharge US patients for it."