Mars, Probably? Commissions Open!!

Clown shit from them. Can't wait to see this all get reversed in a few months-a few years when they start bleeding users.

@discord.com damn these new ID requirements seem like the perfect storm for a class action lawsuit and mass user exodus when the data breaches happen :3
But feel free to make dogs hitting business decisions because people who dont use the internet are mad porn exists. What could go wrong?

boy that #adl #superbowl ad was... lacking...

Im aware of raps history of homophobia and im not saying hes an anomaly but like, if we're gonna keep j cole in the big 3 convo maybe we should start asking why this keeps happening

Lol I forgot to post this

A New Era for Pitchfork: Introducing Reader Scores and Commenting After 30 years, we’re expanding the role readers have in our music criticism and giving you full access to the reviews archive

@pitchfork.com girl are you fucking kidding me? You've been my homepage since i was 15. But im not giving you $5 a month to completely fucking miss out on a ton of great artists (you guys completely skipped vaporwave and hyperpop for no god damn reason.) Fuck off.
pitchfork.com/news/a-new-e...

A drawing of four youtube thumbnails and titles. They read “I become a rare 1993 Chicken Patty MRE,” “ASMR: You are dehydrated Beef Ration from the Second Boer War,” “K-Ration Shocks Québécois Accountant by speaking perfect French,” and “Hypnosis: You are a 2500 kcal 24 hour ration [warning][real]”

Finally...the good part of youtube

@afantano.bsky.social home depot has you on their opps list, keep an eye out.

Tomorrow @datafruits.bsky.social

Tomorrow @datafruits.bsky.social

stop playin with em R'lyeh

He is welcoming you to the internet in the year 1997

ZOOM

local martian paints

My hot take is that the modern no fap movement originated with 4chan using it as a method to start having wet dreams.

If theres one thing @psynwav.bsky.social taught me about being a dj its that "comedically hostile" is a perfectly acceptable style

In da air

A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say

*crab-walked

Sufjan Stevens x Perfume Genius sextape with a soundtrack that's xiu xiu covering Cole porter

When did I make a glitch gum deviantart???

@ftmtf40ph.bsky.social we're splitting the bill right?

Happy Valentine's Day!

So like when does the grammys say something about letting kanye advertise during the show? cause none of his recent actions are surprising and we're apparent before the most recent stuff

Someone check on drake.

They're going to break my legs

I love large furry men.

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@pitiyindee.bsky.social your mans is in a tumblr poll and there's a chance he could defeat papa titan, we need your help

this is actually a sign of gaslighting and psychosis, i think you should break up with him and give your most martian friend $4000

@hbomberguy.bsky.social