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Married. Father of 4 boys. Lover of Sci-fi, horror and fantasy movies/books/games. Kinda nerdy.

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Musk : Uhm it's not based to kill a CEO.
It's afraid

Musk : Uhm it's not based to kill a CEO. It's afraid

Lol.

05.12.2024 22:27 πŸ‘ 1713 πŸ” 363 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 15
Funny comic strip / meme. A person says β€œI’m soooo hungry”. An extremely nervous horse says β€œβ€¦ how hungry?”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Funny comic strip / meme. A person says β€œI’m soooo hungry”. An extremely nervous horse says β€œβ€¦ how hungry?”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

05.12.2024 19:28 πŸ‘ 3465 πŸ” 232 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 12
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05.12.2024 21:37 πŸ‘ 3039 πŸ” 193 πŸ’¬ 133 πŸ“Œ 23
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this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared

05.12.2024 19:38 πŸ‘ 35860 πŸ” 6597 πŸ’¬ 810 πŸ“Œ 438

I love horror in general but I cannot play a horror game for the life of me. Nothing really scares me, but playing a horror game does.

05.12.2024 22:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.

05.12.2024 18:22 πŸ‘ 43944 πŸ” 10413 πŸ’¬ 1207 πŸ“Œ 743
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Secret Panel HERE πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ tapas.io/episode/2152422

05.12.2024 14:52 πŸ‘ 25566 πŸ” 3387 πŸ’¬ 230 πŸ“Œ 109
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🎯🎯🎯

05.12.2024 17:04 πŸ‘ 11746 πŸ” 1885 πŸ’¬ 164 πŸ“Œ 46

Makes me imagine the ancient world was like LOTR. Wish we could discover more information about it.

05.12.2024 21:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

spotify wrapped feels less summary statistics and more capturing periods of psychosis listening to a particular string of songs on repeat

04.12.2024 19:50 πŸ‘ 4004 πŸ” 415 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 36

FACT: Aaron Rodgers, a dumbass jock who knows fuck all about science and medicine and uses the media to spew dangerous conspiracy theories about vaccines to gullible fans who listen to him because he used to be able to throw a football, sucks.

04.12.2024 22:47 πŸ‘ 22706 πŸ” 2341 πŸ’¬ 692 πŸ“Œ 136
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When the right sees a meme with more than 5 words and none of them are racial slurs "it's some type of elvish, I can't read it."

When the right sees a meme with more than 5 words and none of them are racial slurs "it's some type of elvish, I can't read it."

Good morning Bluesky !

05.12.2024 05:44 πŸ‘ 458 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who else won't forget?

04.12.2024 21:40 πŸ‘ 4511 πŸ” 756 πŸ’¬ 124 πŸ“Œ 36

sucks how video games perpetuate unrealistic expectations, for instance my dog will never bring me valuables from the enemy whose throat he just throttled while I stood back and watched

04.12.2024 22:29 πŸ‘ 6824 πŸ” 541 πŸ’¬ 219 πŸ“Œ 27
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04.12.2024 19:54 πŸ‘ 2733 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 6
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A rose made of galaxies

Captured by Hubble

04.12.2024 22:17 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

I don't have much time to sit and read anymore so that's why I love listening to audiobooks while I work.

04.12.2024 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Art comic doodle of skeleton mage and shark. 3 panels. 
Panel 1
-Skeleton notice shark with a festive hat and balloons-
Skeleton: What's all of this?
Shark: A surprise birthday party!
Skeleton: For who?
Shark: For me!!

Panel 2
Skeleton: You know it's not your birthday, right? 
Shark: Listen... Do you want cake or not?

Panel 3
-Skeleton and shark eating cake-

Art comic doodle of skeleton mage and shark. 3 panels. Panel 1 -Skeleton notice shark with a festive hat and balloons- Skeleton: What's all of this? Shark: A surprise birthday party! Skeleton: For who? Shark: For me!! Panel 2 Skeleton: You know it's not your birthday, right? Shark: Listen... Do you want cake or not? Panel 3 -Skeleton and shark eating cake-

A convincing argument! πŸ¦ˆπŸ’€πŸ°
#art #comic

04.12.2024 20:37 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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I hate the double standard the media in America use in reporting...

04.12.2024 17:11 πŸ‘ 8428 πŸ” 1012 πŸ’¬ 331 πŸ“Œ 61
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August is talking to a co-worker while getting coffee. His cup has a graphic that shows the face of a person who tired of people in general and the words "WAKE UP JUICE". In the background is an obscured poster that says "WERE FAMILY - WE WORK SMARTER AND HARDER".
Co-worker: Hey, August. How do you like being back in the office?
August: It's okay.

Panel 2
August: Except I was more productive working remotely. The commute is terrible. I miss my kid. I miss my cat.

Panel 3
The co-worker stares blankly ahead with a stern expression. In her eyes is the understanding of a million sorrows and a desire to destroy the system. In the background is a jug of a mysterious liquid that is labelled "SOME % MILK probably".

Panel 4
Co-worker: It sucks. Want to see some cute cat videos?
August: Yes.
The co-worker holds up her up the phone that has a video depicting two cats touching a fish. The video is called "Cats touch fish" with a lopsided emoji that is crying from laughter. Below the video is the comment "LOL" which was likely written by someone who did not actually laugh out loud.

Panel 1 August is talking to a co-worker while getting coffee. His cup has a graphic that shows the face of a person who tired of people in general and the words "WAKE UP JUICE". In the background is an obscured poster that says "WERE FAMILY - WE WORK SMARTER AND HARDER". Co-worker: Hey, August. How do you like being back in the office? August: It's okay. Panel 2 August: Except I was more productive working remotely. The commute is terrible. I miss my kid. I miss my cat. Panel 3 The co-worker stares blankly ahead with a stern expression. In her eyes is the understanding of a million sorrows and a desire to destroy the system. In the background is a jug of a mysterious liquid that is labelled "SOME % MILK probably". Panel 4 Co-worker: It sucks. Want to see some cute cat videos? August: Yes. The co-worker holds up her up the phone that has a video depicting two cats touching a fish. The video is called "Cats touch fish" with a lopsided emoji that is crying from laughter. Below the video is the comment "LOL" which was likely written by someone who did not actually laugh out loud.

Coffee Break - Gator Days

04.12.2024 19:07 πŸ‘ 10985 πŸ” 885 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 10
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04.12.2024 13:17 πŸ‘ 3330 πŸ” 318 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 14

I need a game where I have the choice to play as either a good or bad vampire, have vampire powers, and just explore a small town.

Make friends and live my life as a vampire with cool powers.

04.12.2024 15:17 πŸ‘ 578 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 7
This NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image features a spiral galaxy, named UGC 10043. We don’t see the galaxy’s spiral arms because we are seeing it from the side. Located roughly 150 million light-years from Earth in the constellation Serpens, UGC 10043 is one of the somewhat rare spiral galaxies that we see edge-on.

This NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image features a spiral galaxy, named UGC 10043. We don’t see the galaxy’s spiral arms because we are seeing it from the side. Located roughly 150 million light-years from Earth in the constellation Serpens, UGC 10043 is one of the somewhat rare spiral galaxies that we see edge-on.

Hubble Captures an Edge-On Spiral with Curve Appeal

04.12.2024 12:47 πŸ‘ 3377 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 2
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The Heart and Soul Nebulae

Credit: Mario Zauner

04.12.2024 15:04 πŸ‘ 9677 πŸ” 683 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 36
Hundreds of delicate gray Mycena semivestipes mushrooms grow up the side of a mossy log under gray winter skies

Hundreds of delicate gray Mycena semivestipes mushrooms grow up the side of a mossy log under gray winter skies

Here are some nice mushrooms

04.12.2024 14:11 πŸ‘ 39213 πŸ” 1893 πŸ’¬ 737 πŸ“Œ 111