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B.S. in Math-CS @ UCSD. πŸ¦€ Rust enthusiast. I eat books for breakfast. Shitposting anarchist.

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OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

05.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 4524 πŸ” 1067 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 39
Netanyahu: β€˜These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Netanyahu: β€˜These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Netanyahu: β€˜These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’ https://theonion.com/netanyahu-these-so-called-genocide-experts-have-probably-never-committed-a-genocide-in-their-lives/

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 2814 πŸ” 590 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 27
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New Philosophy Tube just dropped on Nebula ⭐️

A complete history of conversion therapy from 1849-now, including an exposè of groups trying to keep it legal in Britain and enforce it on the NHS with the apparent blessing of Health Secretary Wes Streeting

nebula.tv/videos/philo...

22.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1751 πŸ” 464 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 76

Samson said moon!

18.02.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t keep up with actors, but I watched Phenomenon (1996) a few days ago, and I did appreciate his performance then. RIP Robert Duvall.

17.02.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's up

16.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1317 πŸ” 220 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 76

Here: Fuck Kamala and Fuck Newson.

16.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you, Will.

16.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Abolish landlords.

16.02.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hi πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ

16.02.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyday I see billboards for the suicide hotline. The message being, β€œWe all know this society is fucked up. It’s completely normal to want to kill yourselfβ€”but don’t. Because we need you, or more particularly, we need your labor, your money, your complacency.”

15.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 17727 πŸ” 6100 πŸ’¬ 233 πŸ“Œ 178

β€œWe know through painful experience that freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.”

15.02.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou are why the mystery has been drained from our art.”

15.02.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m indeed very lonely and isolated. At least from the hours of 4PM to 10PM.

15.02.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am, indeed, scared of (initiating) intimacy.

15.02.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Condorcet method - Wikipedia

Who the fuck even set elections to be first-past-the-post? Move on to something better already. thttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condorcet_method

14.02.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

EATETH THE RICHETH

14.02.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A book that helped me (not sarcasm)

14.02.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We don’t need a State.

14.02.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, they are not.

14.02.2026 07:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really do think the metaphor of a β€œHouse of Dynamite” to be a powerful one. Really explosive.

14.02.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How do I stop asking so many questions when I write?

14.02.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What does it mean to be a good friend?

14.02.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sucks when your card declines bc you’ve got no money

14.02.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not this, it’s that. Binary oppositions.

13.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just learned that Hassan Piker is not an anarchist.

13.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Live updates: Trump's EPA revokes scientific finding that underpinned US fight against climate change The Trump administration revoked a scientific finding at the center of U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, a significant rollback of regulations.

BREAKING: The EPA revokes scientific finding that greenhouse gases endanger the public health, removing a key basis for the climate change fight.

12.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 787 πŸ” 395 πŸ’¬ 265 πŸ“Œ 486
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Coalition Urges California to Revoke Permits for Federal License SAN FRANCISCO – California must revoke permits allowing federal agencies such as Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) and the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) to put automated license plate readers

California must revoke permits allowing federal agencies such as CBP and the DEA to put automated license plate readers along border highways. www.eff.org/press/relea...

11.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why am I keeping up with high-level government politics? I have no power to make change. Sure, I’m informed but so what? Why spend mental energy on this? To be a good citizen? I think my pov is pure nihilism all around and all I can do is help those around me as we struggle to survive.

12.02.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0