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Helped DEVELOP, not developed. For God’s sake, autocorrect! 😑

My grandpa, our family’s OG Star Trek fan, helped developed the very first version of gps technology back in the day. He’d be delighted by this.

Right? And ENT did one too.

(Though my favorite homage is the original Battlestar Galactica, and the only reason in the entire world for Galactica 1980 to exist.)

1. It’s…pretty much what I’d expect someone with mixed Jem’Hadar and Klingon heritage to look like?

2. They literally did an “Enemy Mine” homage last season on SNW, not even taking into account the several others.

3. 🤦‍♀️

a picture of a monster with the words " the avalanche has already started " Alt: Kosh from Babylon 5 stands in his encounter suit. Text reads “the avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.” The original alt text called Kosh a monster. He was a Vorlon, which makes him complicated, but he was a Vorlon who did his best to help, at the cost of his life, so he wasn’t a monster.

This pebble voted and feels as helpless as any pebble in an avalanche. I didn’t want any of this. I didn’t want it in 1990. I didn’t want it in 2001 or 2003 and I don’t want it today. But I’m a pebble and the avalanche started a very long time ago, only to be given an orange shove yesterday.

This might sound weird but go with me here. Episodes like this and “Face of the Enemy” (and even the Sex Candle one whose name escapes me) make me retroactively angry because all three are such good actresses and so rarely get to actually do anything with their talents.

The actual idea of Risa being a fake paradise maintained just for the enjoyment of its patrons? Amazing.

The rest of it? 😬

Rereading “The Romulan Way” right now after finishing “Spock’s World.” Those ARE my headcanon Vulcans and “Romulans.”

So here’s a pro-tip. If you are a CT scan technician and you are presented with a woman in a larger body, maybe DON’T imply she can’t walk down a hallway to the CT Scan room and then when you are told she CAN, speed walk the distance in some kind of weird passive-aggressive race?

Absolutely. Brightspot became a captain eventually. Another StarFreedom wound up CMO of a hospital ship.

FTR, I am not watching him lie through his teeth for two hours. I am instead writing an IEP before the night before the meeting (please clap).

I finished rereading Spock’s World and have started The Romulan Way and (1) my nonexistent kingdom for an adaptation of the Sundering and (2) we really, truly, desperately need a Surak.

Classroom Friendly Supplies pencil sharpeners are the GOAT (you can even get replacement blades) and that one had gone through a LOT over the years but they don’t have overnight shipping and we sharpen a LOT of pencils. 🤷🏼‍♀️

(We still have the dupe. Everyone picks the real one instead. 🤣)

Assessment form
I have to fill out for my fifth graders’ tri assessments: recognizes when an item for purchase is of low quality

Me: does it count when Kid looked at my knockoff Classroom Friendly Supplies pencil sharpener I got off Amazon when ours broke and said suspiciously, “Is that a dupe?”

Ugh, feel better!

I vote we have a Sympathy Snow Day here in SoCal. I miss last week’s three-day weekend. Any takers?

(But seriously: be safe, east coast pals.)

Oooh no. 🤦‍♀️ *Teacher Besties’ classes. (Yes I could delete and repost but it’s late and I’ve had a hormone-induced migraine for two days and I’m lazy but also I’m a grammar pendant so here is part two of my comment as an absurdly long run-on sentence. 🤣)

It’s wild. Norovirus swept through our K classes w/a vengeance. Flu-A TOOK OUT both of Teacher Bestie’s classes (each had days with 3-4 kids), but my class, w/a few kids who ride the same bus as kids from their class, has (so far) been perfectly healthy. Not complaining in the least but I’m baffled.

Bonus points if the song they’re singing was written by Sunfall.

(I would also accept one of the Doctor’s opera singing buddies being Rushlight’s descendant.)

Very random belated thought but if #StarfleetAcademy can canonize and base a whole episode on an alien race from one of the four-book special literary “events” from the late 90s/early 2000s, surely we can meet a descendent of Brightspot or Another StarFreedom, even in passing. Right? Right??

Daniel Thomas May, apparently, while recording the audiobook of CJ Cherryh’s “Tracker” (far into her Foreigner series): okay but what if this atevi tech who has (fortunate) three total lines sounded like Kermit the Frog?

(I replayed it three times just because I needed a laugh today 🤣🤣)

Agreed. I enjoy “Parallax” for the scenes between Torres and Janeway (both “warp particles!!!” and in the shuttlecraft) but as an overall episode it’s “Eye of the Needle” for sure.

What is it about teaching that the short weeks feel SO LONG?!

“We won’t need the kids’ computers tomorrow so I’ll just check them all for updates and then shut them down and plug them in for the weekend,” she said to herself 45 minutes ago. Two computers are done. 😑

Someone’s gonna give Nazgûl a medal, right? Right?

Eleven small biodegradable pots are on a school trestle table. All but one have a plant growing in them (some are carrots and some are cucumbers)

And every year there’s ONE plant that doesn’t sprout till I add backup seeds once or twice. This year is no exception. Ten of them are almost ready to put in their larger pots (we start in biodegradable little pots) and one? Nada. Zip. Zilch.

(The number tells which seed they planted.)

Every year my class does a “mystery seed” project where each kid chooses one of two unlabeled seeds and plants it. They then measure and observe it as it grows, revisiting their prediction each time till they can see a fruit or vegetable and know what they grew.

Oh, I feel you. For years there was a sign in Tomorrowland at Disneyland that said a restaurant was “lightyear’s above the rest!” and it hurt my soul every single time.