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Jasmine

@jasminelwatkins

Thinking of a master plan.

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πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή omg same. Everytime someone mentions how their back hurts from a sleeping position or they’re playing mahjong I think of you

11.01.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve lived like 83 different lifetimes, you should know

11.01.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know I was just about to delete the app this morning but god had other plans πŸ™ŒπŸ½

11.01.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The feeling’s mutual πŸ₯°

11.01.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Idk which is more unbelievable, the fact that Mike got hit on or that there’s a 191 year old woman out there who thinks he’s hot

11.01.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Paying bills right before the late fee kicks in

27.04.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Mina please!

03.04.2025 14:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He definitely lives in Brooklyn

03.04.2025 14:15 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
02.04.2025 17:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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First Ballot Melo

02.04.2025 17:45 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This was my World Series πŸ˜‚

28.03.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@jasminelwatkins.bsky.social

28.03.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

You know ball

25.03.2025 15:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the glass bottles*

25.03.2025 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not enough people are paying attention to the fact that Acqua Panna is the superior water

25.03.2025 00:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

crimson & cream??

18.03.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

12.03.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol I'm right there with you! Well not the tied to a location part

12.03.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Decide on a state and you could easily do it

12.03.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for inventing fire too. preciate it

12.03.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And doing nothing lmao

12.03.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

lmaooo I miss you too!

11.03.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I be forgetting you was old enough to watch that lol

11.03.2025 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why is Stephen A. Smith dressed like Martin when he couldn’t find his CD player

11.03.2025 22:16 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11.03.2025 04:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg heyyy I missed you lol

11.03.2025 04:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‡

10.03.2025 17:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Twitter Dallas Mavericks
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10.03.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ whatever helps you sleep at night after your mahjong game

06.03.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0