08.03.2026 04:18
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
You're welcome.
That's next week.
On today's episode of measuring with anything but metric:
That's the way I like to fuck.
"You guys look guilty as hell."
Has me laughing so much harder than it was probably intended too.
Genius D&D character. @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xmk27a/
Yeeeeees
Me: Why is my arm hurting so bad right now?
Me: Oh, I'm over due for pain killers.
So sad.
I just realized that Fred (Mr.) Rogers and Leonard Nimoy both died on Feb 27. Rogers (2003) and Nimoy (2015).
I have gone into every episode of #SFA completely blind. (Hell, I still haven't watched the trailer.) Anyways, I was completely unprepared for the emotional depth of episode 8 and this episode will be with me until death. I cannot express the emotions it brought me. A true masterpiece.
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "whaddup wieners"
Michelle Forbes is so hot in True Blood.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Suuuuuper believable text. (Not even my vehicle.)
Exactly.
Thank you.
Translate did me dirty but isis and painkillers had me 🤣☠️.
So my idiot self decided I would try to roller skate today. It lasted 5 minutes. Literally 5 minutes. I fell backwards and landed on my arm. Immediate pain. Non definitive fracture up towards my elbow. Super tiny. Nothing can be done. So pain killers and ice packs it is.
Text between boss and me.
Yeah
It's so bad.
I fell asleep with my bra on and now I have to amputate my arm.
Autocorrect apparently knows what's up.