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Sean (parody)

@slinkyvillain

Renewables guy reading and posting about energy, housing, transportation, gay people, being a gyroscope. Brooklyn. πŸ“Έ @ twosetsoflegs

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This routine is gonna fit flawlessly into gay guy music video night!!

20.02.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been unable to look away from the bar charts since the special election vote last week. AIPAC’s negative campaigning against a mainstream democrat has launched a WFP, Bernie- and squad-endorsed candidate almost certainly into the house.

10.02.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œBorat 2 tonite?” Meme format, overlaid text in brackets

Text Message
Monday 1:39 PM
[go out] tonite (eyes emoji)
iMessage
Yesterday 3:11 PM
[wear something nice] tonight queen??
Today 12:44 PM
[and push] tonite (eyes emoji)

β€œBorat 2 tonite?” Meme format, overlaid text in brackets Text Message Monday 1:39 PM [go out] tonite (eyes emoji) iMessage Yesterday 3:11 PM [wear something nice] tonight queen?? Today 12:44 PM [and push] tonite (eyes emoji)

new Robyn 😌😌😌

07.01.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was so happy to be slut

11.12.2025 13:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is!!

11.12.2025 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.12.2025 04:54 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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+ my first new trick in over a year, I love having an instructor!!

11.12.2025 04:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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new cyr wheel class just dropped 😎

11.12.2025 04:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg sisterrrr

09.12.2025 02:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Me smiling wearing a white bathrobe

Me smiling wearing a white bathrobe

Today I turned 28 and went to the spa 😌

09.12.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Baste bro

26.11.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you give your wife sleeping pills to play PokΓ©mon go???

26.11.2025 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Sniffies message:
My wife's asleep on trazadone, wanna drive over and park on the street and walk in my garage and get off together discreetly? Hung masc here

Sniffies message: My wife's asleep on trazadone, wanna drive over and park on the street and walk in my garage and get off together discreetly? Hung masc here

visiting family for thanksgiving πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

26.11.2025 03:26 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Instagram post from Brooklyn Paramount. Caption:

brooklynparamount
..
new year's eve
with
robyn + friends
brooklyn paramount, new york
21:00 - 03:00
brooklynparamount JUST ANNOUNCED + Dance into 2026 with Robyn & Friends at her NYE Party!
Sign up now tor access to tickets at link in bio

Instagram post from Brooklyn Paramount. Caption: brooklynparamount .. new year's eve with robyn + friends brooklyn paramount, new york 21:00 - 03:00 brooklynparamount JUST ANNOUNCED + Dance into 2026 with Robyn & Friends at her NYE Party! Sign up now tor access to tickets at link in bio

Huge gay guy Friday news 🀩

21.11.2025 17:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

howling!!!

16.11.2025 09:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

05.11.2025 13:57 πŸ‘ 18480 πŸ” 4538 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 171
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02.11.2025 15:49 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Robyn on the cover of body talk???

02.11.2025 14:55 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spooky bear Friday I lied

01.11.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The abs are real don’t worry about it

01.11.2025 17:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Spooky bear Saturday, group costume periodic table, plutonium a la demon core!

01.11.2025 17:47 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

😎😎😎

30.10.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a killer album!!!

30.10.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In case you’re not a quirked up gay guy between the ages of 30 and 45 this is the visual reference

30.10.2025 03:23 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been devoting all of my spare time for about a week to this Robyn body talk costume and it’s just about finished in time for spooky bear 😎

30.10.2025 03:22 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna start doing this at my job

27.10.2025 05:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I set up my phone to time lapse my Halloween crafting for the sake of vanity but also so I could lock in/be off my phone

27.10.2025 05:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The video is somehow more depraved than the description suggests it is

23.10.2025 03:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I also think mentioning large scale carbon capture and β€œgreen” air travel as possible scientific breakthroughs that might significantly impact humanity in time to be relevant to climate change conveys a significant ignorance to physics, economics, or both.

15.10.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0