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Yes, that’s my face on a bus. Trial Lawyer. Trail runner. Race Director. Former paperboy. Skeet is a stupid word. https://www.turkewitzlaw.com

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Priorities.

06.03.2026 20:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Turn the cup over on top of your head and hold it there, letting water seep into your hat or bandana and down your neck into your shirt.

Let it get absorbed. Let is soak you.

Don't accidentally waste the water.

Yes, I learned this the hard way.

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06.03.2026 18:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hot weather running tip for those running the #LosAngelesMarathon, with temps expected into the 80s:

Many will tell you to dump water on your head to stay cool.

Don't dump it.

Because most of that water will splash away and be wasted.

Do this instead:

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06.03.2026 18:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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U.S. sub sinks Iranian warship off Sri Lanka, killing 87 and expanding war zone A U.S. submarine sank an Iranian warship off the southern coast of Sri Lanka, killing dozens of sailors and dramatically widening Washington's pursuit of the Iranian navy.

A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflict—and 9000
miles from North America—makes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

04.03.2026 17:40 👍 13482 🔁 4968 💬 541 📌 295

Inside Tehran now:

You be the Supreme Leader!
No, you be the Supreme Leader!

(Looks around)

Hey, Ali left the room to get a drink.

Quick, let’s vote him in….

04.03.2026 01:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump confesses he has not thought about “the day after.”

Because the United States likes to make the same mistake over and over and over…

03.03.2026 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Irony:

The Assembly of Experts not appreciating that they are a target as they meet to pick new Iranian leader.

03.03.2026 17:54 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Tehran’s traffic cameras allowed Israel to track Khamenei, senior Iranian officials — report * * *

Hacking the traffic cameras is a popular plot line in many espionage shows, including Tehran.

And, incredibly, it’s actually real…Israel did it to the Iranian leadership….

www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...

02.03.2026 23:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reminder:

After Bush Jr said “Mission Accomplished” during Iraq War II, between 150K and 1M Iraqis died due to sectarian violence and war.

#Iran

01.03.2026 03:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every single report from the Middle East now should be viewed with suspicion.

Regardless of whether it makes you mad or happy.

Every. Single. One.

28.02.2026 14:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No matter how detestable the Iranian gov’t is, starting a war without congressional authority is still an impeachable offense.

28.02.2026 10:53 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

And this is why it’s important not to piss off your allies:

If there is a need to go to war, you are not just acting as the world‘s policeman, but doing so with a large community of nations.

28.02.2026 11:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No matter how detestable the Iranian gov’t is, starting a war without congressional authority is still an impeachable offense.

28.02.2026 10:53 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The socialists are coming!
The socialists are coming!

And its name is GOP.

#Anthropic

28.02.2026 02:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anybody that would trust this administration to use anything for a “lawful purpose“ would need to have their head examined.

They have not cared about the law up until now and there’s no reason to think they will do so going forward

27.02.2026 22:56 👍 125 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 👍 37002 🔁 11950 💬 498 📌 800

So the US women’s hockey team wins a gold medal.

And the US men’s hockey team wins a gold medal.

And Trump succeeds in making himself the center of attention.

To the detriment of all the athletes involved.

Did I get that right?

26.02.2026 23:03 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

So the US women’s hockey team wins a gold medal.

And the US men’s hockey team wins a gold medal.

And Trump succeeds in making himself the center of attention.

To the detriment of all the athletes involved.

Did I get that right?

26.02.2026 23:03 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"Just say yes to drugs" is now the Republican party line.

26.02.2026 01:50 👍 558 🔁 87 💬 29 📌 4

Musk thinks that he can build a gate around Twitter so that nobody can leave.

But once upon a time a company was created whose entire goal was to send you away from their site.

It was called Google.

24.02.2026 23:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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BREAKING

Former ICE agent:

On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

23.02.2026 22:50 👍 26713 🔁 12717 💬 888 📌 957

Mark my words: if the tariff money is given back to taxpayers directly, Donald Trump‘s signature will appear on all the checks and he will be boasting about giving taxpayers a rebate.

24.02.2026 19:41 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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U.S. Kills 3 in Latest Boat Strike

Trump continues acts of murder and piracy on high seas.

GOP cowards shrug shoulders.

U.S. Kills 3 in Latest Boat Strike www.nytimes.com/2026/02/20/u...

21.02.2026 14:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“it be told to the future world, that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive, that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet and to repulse it.”

— Thomas Paine

25.01.2026 19:21 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Apollo 11 launches, beginning epic journey to the moon
Apollo 11 launches, beginning epic journey to the moon YouTube video by CBS News

I still remember watching Apollo 11 lift off as a 9-year-old.

I never, ever got tired of watching those giant Saturn V rockets blast into space.

youtu.be/OSPyXTjIrnk?...

20.02.2026 20:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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19.02.2026 19:42 👍 36227 🔁 14165 💬 470 📌 659

Can Trump go to war against Iran without a congressional declaration of war?

Yes.

While it would be unconstitutional, the GOP is filled with cowards.

Impeachment is the only option but they can more about mean tweets than the constitution.

So yes, Trump can take us to war.

19.02.2026 01:26 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Strong Stalin vibes.

19.02.2026 18:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can Trump go to war against Iran without a congressional declaration of war?

Yes.

While it would be unconstitutional, the GOP is filled with cowards.

Impeachment is the only option but they can more about mean tweets than the constitution.

So yes, Trump can take us to war.

19.02.2026 01:26 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of a CNN segment shared by Acyn. A split-screen shows commentator Lydia Moynihan on the left and Kevin O’Leary on the right during a heated exchange. The chyron reads, “Obama: Dems need to avoid scolding and ‘virtue-signaling.’” The post quotes O’Leary referencing China and concentration camps, and McGowan responding about West Virginia.

Screenshot of a CNN segment shared by Acyn. A split-screen shows commentator Lydia Moynihan on the left and Kevin O’Leary on the right during a heated exchange. The chyron reads, “Obama: Dems need to avoid scolding and ‘virtue-signaling.’” The post quotes O’Leary referencing China and concentration camps, and McGowan responding about West Virginia.

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

17.02.2026 21:00 👍 36723 🔁 11199 💬 1005 📌 379