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Reporter at @Gizmodo.com. I’ve been writing about the history of futurism at @Paleofuture.com since 2007. Email: mnovak@gizmodo.com Signal: mattnovak.11

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Does this translate my rants about obscure Linux projects into something a regular person can understand?

06.03.2026 01:20 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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CPAC Head Says Iranian Schoolgirls Are Better Dead Than “in a Burqa” Leading Republicans don’t seem to care about the bombing of a girls’ school in Iran.

Matt Schlapp has attempted to justify the killing of more than 100 young girls at an elementary school in southern Iran, by claiming they were saved from religious extremism. trib.al/mpzZynt

06.03.2026 00:51 👍 378 🔁 226 💬 120 📌 91

Trump "believes the objectives of the campaign could be achieved within four or five weeks, though he concedes the timeline could stretch longer. The war will continue, he suggests, until those objectives are accomplished. 'I have no time limits on anything,' he says. 'I want to get it done.'"

06.03.2026 00:38 👍 77 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 1

“I guess.”

06.03.2026 00:30 👍 191 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0

“But I think they’re worried about that all the time. We think about it all the time. We plan for it. But yeah, you know, we expect some things. Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die.”

06.03.2026 00:26 👍 138 🔁 18 💬 10 📌 8
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Trump's War If Trump campaigned as a President of peace, he has governed as the opposite

“Asked whether Americans should be worried about retaliatory attacks at home, Trump acknowledges the possibility. ‘I guess,’ he says.”

06.03.2026 00:25 👍 906 🔁 291 💬 80 📌 154
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ICE detains reporter Estefany Rodríguez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany Rodríguez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

05.03.2026 23:41 👍 10177 🔁 6229 💬 238 📌 293

[after a solid minute of the funeral director staring at us, i repeat]

…bunk coffins

[my wife doing stacked hands motion]

like…double decker

05.03.2026 23:11 👍 423 🔁 55 💬 21 📌 3
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What does this imply for those of us who are not Christian, and who labor under the assumption that we're protected by the First Amendment?

05.03.2026 20:33 👍 5154 🔁 1211 💬 419 📌 298
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CNN's Kasie Hunt: Do you expect the confirmation of Markwayne Mulling to be bipartisan?

Sen. Peter Welch (D-VT): "Well, Markwayne is -- he's respected, he‘s honest and he‘s competent... people respect Markwayne."

Hunt: "Hmm, interesting."

05.03.2026 21:34 👍 700 🔁 142 💬 506 📌 497
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05.03.2026 22:25 👍 79 🔁 90 💬 0 📌 2
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Trump to Rubio: "Your next one is gonna be Cuba. He's waiting but he says, 'Let's get this one finished first.' We could do them all at the same time, but bad things happen."

05.03.2026 21:50 👍 1667 🔁 648 💬 418 📌 516
Tweet by ABC News Chief Washington Correspondent Jonathan Karl
@jonkarl
In a lengthy phone interview, President Trump marveled at the success of the military operation against Iran and expressed no concern about what comes next.

"I hope you are impressed," he said to me. "How do you like the performance? I mean, Venezuela is obvious. This might be even better. How do you like the performance?"

I said _nobody questions the success of the military operation_, the concern is what happens next.

"Forget about next," he answered. "They are decimated for a 10-year period before they could build it back."

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Tweet by ABC News Chief Washington Correspondent Jonathan Karl @jonkarl In a lengthy phone interview, President Trump marveled at the success of the military operation against Iran and expressed no concern about what comes next. "I hope you are impressed," he said to me. "How do you like the performance? I mean, Venezuela is obvious. This might be even better. How do you like the performance?" I said _nobody questions the success of the military operation_, the concern is what happens next. "Forget about next," he answered. "They are decimated for a 10-year period before they could build it back." 3:26 PM · Mar 5, 2026 · 71.8K Views https://x.com/jonkarl/status/2029654727093325965

US journalism 🤩🫡

05.03.2026 21:50 👍 620 🔁 127 💬 23 📌 8

I think I just heard Trump describe the war in Iran as "a little detour"

05.03.2026 21:42 👍 64 🔁 12 💬 7 📌 2

Fun!

05.03.2026 21:36 👍 82 🔁 19 💬 7 📌 0

Zero justification or elaboration, just YOU CAN COUNT ON ME MR. TRUMP SIR

05.03.2026 21:04 👍 169 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 1

Iraq's first lady, Shanaz Ibrahim Ahmed, a political/humanitarian figure from a prominent (& very political) Sulimaniyah-rooted Kurdish family closely tied to the PUK, coming in hot with a free history lesson for people who think Iraqi Kurds might be unquestioningly game for more US bait-and-switch.

05.03.2026 21:04 👍 532 🔁 169 💬 11 📌 10
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"It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt six months."

— Donald Rumsfeld on the Iraq War (7 Feb 2003).

05.03.2026 17:26 👍 1642 🔁 602 💬 80 📌 61
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Analysis Suggests School Was Hit Amid U.S. Strikes on Iranian Naval Base

Official statements placing U.S. forces in the area – along w/ analysis of social posts, videos, sat. images – suggest U.S. forces bombed a school in Minab, Iran during strikes targeting an IRGC base. Over 150 were killed, Iranian officials say. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/w...

05.03.2026 20:52 👍 372 🔁 209 💬 12 📌 25

Secretary Kristi Noem

@Sec_Noem
Thank you 
@POTUS
 Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. 
@SecRubio
 and 
@SecWar
 are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren.

The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. 

We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

Secretary Kristi Noem @Sec_Noem Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job

05.03.2026 19:59 👍 6071 🔁 1129 💬 1074 📌 324

Isn't... China... a geopolitical adversary of the U.S.?

05.03.2026 20:20 👍 119 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 0

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

05.03.2026 18:19 👍 4249 🔁 1012 💬 47 📌 38

How are the Iranians target a U.S. oilfield in... Iraq.

You create a target-rich environment for your adversaries when you gobble up every corner of the globe.

05.03.2026 20:08 👍 75 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

An Iraqi oilfield operated by an American firm, you say?

05.03.2026 20:06 👍 191 🔁 36 💬 4 📌 2
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5 U.S. Code § 3345 - Acting officer

Although, of course, Trump could try to do something illegal, I do not believe Trump could appoint Mullin as "acting" DHS Secretary under either the Federal Vacancies Reform Act or the DHS order of succession.

FVRA: www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

DHS: www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...

05.03.2026 19:53 👍 359 🔁 69 💬 12 📌 3

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 27171 🔁 3809 💬 349 📌 155

It's still going:

05.03.2026 19:37 👍 93 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 1

This is a lesson about the price of hubris. The moral is, if you’re a government official you can’t get away with stealing $140 million and buying a luxury sex plane. You have to settle for stealing $2 million and buying a chauffeured escalade with a tinted privacy screen between you and the driver

05.03.2026 19:34 👍 110 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0

telling myself that this clip was the last straw

05.03.2026 19:05 👍 2621 🔁 449 💬 87 📌 11

It's vitally important that Kristi Noem still be held accountable

05.03.2026 19:11 👍 339 🔁 56 💬 10 📌 3