Brady Bonnette

RIP Discord.

With so much crap going on daily, if ya'll could simply add some context with your "Oh god"s and "Oh no"s that'd be helpful thx

If I’m designing a house I’m mounting that TV at eye level and putting the fireplace above it. just chuck the logs up there

It’s only a war crime if it happens in a state of war approved by Congress. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling mass murder.

Remember when tan suits were an impeachable offense?

Protip: Never try to buy a house near the Cleveland, Ohio area. You're going to be severely disappointed and frustrated.

3 Screenshots from the movie "Total Recall" (1990): First, a close-up of a passport visa page stamped with “MARS IMMIGRATION ADMITTED” and dated 19.6.2084. Second, a uniformed immigration officer sternly asks, “Have you brought any fruits or vegetables?” while processing arrivals. Third, a red-haired woman in a yellow jacket responds blankly with the phrase, “Two weeks,” standing in line at the futuristic Mars immigration checkpoint.

Jun 19th 2084 - After Douglas Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger) removes a tracking device buried deep in his head, he travels to Mars disguised as a woman.

📽️📅 Total Recall (1990)

costco is so funny because it's this huge company that shows you don't have to grind your employees and customers into dust to be extremely successful, which just illustrates that pretty much everyone else does it because they want to

idk

same.

for a lot of people today might not be about thanks.

maybe it’s stressful. sad. confusing. depressing. empty. lonely. maybe it’s simply any other thursday.

whenever you are emotionally today, there are unseen crews serving you.

and unseen connections who care about you.

every day.

Kinda wish that Bluesky had a real-time feed like Tweetdeck

Right. Here's your to-do list for the next two months to put you in the best possible position to survive what's coming:

1. Renew your passport (or apply for a passport) this week even if it is not expiring in the next four years. Renewing early will give you the maximum 10-year validity period.

ayup. we're toast. gg.

I am still here, I promise.

can confirm.

these are our only fans

Noticing that a lot of "novids" are suddenly succumbing as of the last few weeks. It must be really bad out there right now.

New favourite example of structural ambiguity

Literally the point of all the layoffs, yo

A SKLETON TRYEN TO GET ALL THERE WORK SHIT DONE EVEN THOGH THEY GOT LINCOLN LOG'S BREWING AND THERE STRESSED OUT AND SWEATIGN AND IT SAYS : STUCK AT WORK CANT STOP CRAPPING!! THIS SUCK'S FUCK CAN'T GO TO DA MEETING TO BUSY 2 HOUR'S LEFT WHAT DA FUCK THIS IS MORE THEN I ATE ALL WEEK WHERES IT COMMING FROM,, AND IM NOT TRYEN TO BE GROSS BUT THEIRS GOTTA BE A BETTER SOLUTION THEN THIS, I HATE MAKEN HOT DOG'S AT WORK AND SOME ONE COMES IN AND WANT'S TO TALK TO ME WHILE IM GRUNTEN!!!!! FUCK THIS!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK ! - dashare.zone ADMIN

no way, really

Officially paywalled out of Tweetdeck. End of an era for me.

I should probably start using this site more often.

An ivory chessman shaped like a wide-eyed viking warrior biting his own shield

this is me when i need a lil snack

Duh?

Popeyes has a “girl dinner” on the menu and it’s incredible.

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