Ha! Excellent stuff. Thank you (as someone pointed out all the monsters in my books are quite nice so it might be quite friendly)
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Ha! Excellent stuff. Thank you (as someone pointed out all the monsters in my books are quite nice so it might be quite friendly)
Cheers! Well, should be able to get some material out of it at least…
I talked to a psychologist yesterday and found out some weird shit…
I am watching the thriller Eagle Eye, which appears to be set in a parallel world where everybody is involved in a competition to be crowned the world's biggest fucking idiot.
Unfinished Sympathy. The absolute definition of “banger” #totp
"TOTP 1978 featuring Darts". Balance is restored to the world. #TOTP
Shaun: Great soundcheck, lads. When do we go live?
Director: Errr.... #totp
Scott Mills on work experience #totp
Number 5 killed my brother #totp
Thanks very much! Really appreciate it. Yeah, came as a bit of a shock at the end of year...
I talked to a psychologist yesterday and found out some weird shit…
I’m not saying work’s tough at the moment but I’ve just visited the dental hygienist and that’s the fun part of my day.
was the spurs stadium built on an ancient indian burial ground?
“Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas”
I feel like I might be coming out of some Gen X closet admitting I’ve never seen an episode of this. I will make amends.
Obviously, it’d be very funny if Jesus did turn up, look around and say “Bloody hell. This isn’t what I meant at all.”
Yay!
Just received a message containing the seven most important words in these trying times.
“Your case of wine has been delivered.”
Pretty much.
*checks watch*
Looks like it’s time to scream into the abyss.
Excellent. I am rarely either of these things.
Oh, actually, it might’ve just been on the webchat first thing in morning. Was quick and they were helpful.
I had exactly the same problem recently. Submitted the request. Waited ages. Went in and it said “claim a refund”. Did it again. Waited ages. Still said “claim refund”. Gave them a call and did it over the phone and i had it in my bank in a week i think.
I believe this generation’s greatest boffins work for JML. We should get them working on that whole world peace deal.
You'll get there. As flippant as it sounds, just got to put one word after the other until you get to the end...
Cool. Funny and light is what I was going for!
30 years later and I've still failed to muster up any kind of opinion about Cast. #TOTP
I think I’ve head Perfect Moment more times in 2026 than I did in 1999. This is not the future i dreamt of then. #totp
Will allow myself 5 minutes laughing at Matt Goodwin before the full horrors of the rest of the world come crashing back down around me.
BOB MORTIMER/CHRIS REA/EGG IN THE BATH STORY INCOMING ON ‘WOULD I LIE TO YOU’ ON DAVE.
