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We learned this with corporations, I'll take performative and possibly insincere support over the alternative any day
logging into marathon
you can tell Wired has been doing good journalism lately because there's been increased whining by the extraction class about how Wired mysteriously changed in the decade since tech titans fully revealed themselves as sociopaths
from this recent Dorsey interview:
eat, and I can’t emphasize this enough, shit jewishinsider.com/2026/03/adl-...
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
Piggy held like a baby by me, Tom. Piggy is a goblin like American staffy puppy with brown fur and a white spot on her nose, a huge underbite with visible lower teeth and huge outstretched ears. She is wearing a small pink harness
Piggy on a small bed chewing a pigs ear
Piggy wearing a small mortarboard and looking demure after graduating from puppy school
Piggy in her crate. She looks like she’s in jail and is expectant of getting out.
Introducing: Piggy
We’ve had Piggy since January, she’s an American staffy puppy who’s now six months old and she’s the most fucked up little rescue dog you can imagine.
Part of the paperwork we got from the shelter was just a sticky note with “brown. deformad face” [sic] on it
‘binge scrolling’ by mendezmendez https://x.com/mendezmendezart/status/1901069608959832158
stonks
when the identity theft protection ads talk about protecting me from bad actors i imagine shaq trying to hack my computer
holy shit
I sometimes wonder if we just named "soft power" something like "tall turgid thrusting power" would these guys have been more in favour of it and thereby less self undermining.
Tech Guy in Movie " Uh You're gonna wanna See this " *Turns Screen to Action Guy in Movie* Tech Guy " Theyre Overriding the Mainframe " Action Guy " Uh in English Four Eyes " Tech Guy " They Fuckin our Pussys.!! " Action Guy "Now you're Speakin my Language " *Cocks Gun*
i am Always thinking about this post
maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living
Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.
one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism
Like everything else with Trump, the short-term impact will be significantly less than the most catastrophic possibility predicted, which will lead to everybody ignoring all of the long-term effects.
discord is a mysterious piece of software whose primary output is notification noises. No one is especially sure what purpose the noises serve, or what triggers them, but they tolerate it in order to use discord's ancillary functions as a chat service
you can break them . you are soooo close to breaking them
I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.
[Kyle Schwarber hits a home run]: I love the American man Kyle Schwarber. He is shaped like a fire hydrant and does bad things to baseballs.
[the camera cuts to a crowd of Arizonans hooting and/or hollering]: Death To The American Swine
consciousness, which is useless, doesn't matter and has no relationship whatsoever with intelligence, and any claim to the contrary is anthropic (haha) chauvinism. see diagram (origin unknown to me) which could easily be expanded into a fucked-up simplex with 'consciousness'
Charismatic megafauna
stavros halkias
which one of you is this
A lot of Americans, while still technically alive, have already given their souls over to evil and are completely dead inside
The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"? New school : Highguard Old school: Concord Retro: LawBreakers Ancient: Evolve Pre Historic: Battleborn
the fucked up thing about a $40 videogame is that $40 feels so much more like $20 than $60
another Nier orchestra concert probably wouldn't fix me but it's worth a shot
Very sad to learn the passing of Robert Kaye, founder of MusicBrainz. Not only we he extremely smart, but he was one of the nicest and friendliest people in the music technology space. He will be greatly missed.
blog.metabrainz.org/2026/02/24/r...