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Gen Xers were too weak from having divorced parents and drinking leaded water from the hose to defend themselves from millennial attacks so they voted for Trump as a strongman to protect them
Not sewers; irrigation channels for those trees
"Inter esting"
Sally Rooney: "By standing in solidarity with Palestine, we are learning how to fight for life on earth"
They report the massacre of Arab civilians as an afterthought and ask the Iranians why they won’t simply lay down and die because they fundamentally do not conceive of Muslims as humans with lives, rights, and value, and they expect you to go along because they have contempt for you as well.
WATCH: Jake Tapper locks his lips on a troop's asshole and sucks it.
feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined
We're undergoing mitosis
I don't always horse, but when I horse, it's Przewalski's.
It isn't
#Tradle #1443 5/6
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Entering the Post Dinner Fugue and uttering “mf….the lint roll….Tubular….dead ass … he a ham sandwich” as I bump into various walls
Died by ritual hazing into a secret society of other equally old men
Thinking of Pennsylvakia
Stew tho
On a pink background with hearts and roses, blue text reads: "roses and red, violets are blue, universal preschool helps dreams come true! Sign our new petition to show your love for preschool for all!" At the bottom is the friends of preschool for all logo and the tag line "Let's Grow Multnomah County!"
Multnomah County is on track towards a full rollout of free preschool for every kid, with good pay for every teacher. No income or immigration status checks! All abilities, home languages, and workday schedules welcome! #LetsGrowMultnomahCounty #PreschoolforAll #FullyFundPreschoolforAll
Just going to note again, because somehow we've all completely retconned this and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, that pound-for-pound Biden had one of the most draconian border security regimes of any U.S. president ever, second only to Trump, *many of whose policies he inherited and kept*
A Reuters photographer captured this image of a page from Pam Bondi's "burn book," which she used to counter any questions from Democratic lawmakers during an unhinged hearing today.
It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files.
Just wow.
I called up one of the White House's "special government employees" involved in the Fulton County FBI raid.
I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
Patti Harrison in the Capital Room sketch from I think you should leave. Caption says I made my money after the government shot down the big Charlie Brown balloon with a high powered laser
Yet another holdover from the short 20th century is at an end, all the old revolutionary relics melt into air....
is there anyone in the government who is as much of a weasel as him. his entire adult life has been one of doing one thing and then immediately pretending to have always felt the opposite way as soon as someone gets mad at him
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
*Jello Biafra voice* they're maaaa-king fuuuun of youuuuuu
