That's three times this small child has fallen on his arse while telling his fellow bus passengers to "hold on tight evruhbodee"
08.03.2026 17:24
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That's three times this small child has fallen on his arse while telling his fellow bus passengers to "hold on tight evruhbodee"
Two messages. The first: It's 8pm and I'm sat in a freezing church listening to a band that just does folk songs about the moomins being queer The second: The bass from the gay moomin folk band has just made a small child cry
Texts I send from my normal job:
If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kΔkΔpΕ chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
Pining for the good old days when you could get decent snake oil.
Thursday morning and the sky is the colour of a gunslinger's eye
What's white and square and dangerous?
A fridge up a tree
Wednesday morning and the sky is the colour of acid-washed denim
Kingfisher sitting on a branch which has one small bud growing on it.
I take lots of photos of this bird but I hardly ever get him sitting in any light. Here he is posing in full-on sunlight for a change, over the flint mill lade by the River Kelvin in Glasgow. #birds
Bright sunlight highlights vibrant green moss, a small light brown mushroom, and the main subject, a large Amanita muscaria. Amanita muscaria is a tall mushroom with a long and thick roughly-textured white stipe and a bright red, dome-shaped cap. The cap is covered in raised white patches which just barely allow the bright red to show through between them.
An Amanita muscaria living in a fairytale scene along the stream behind our house
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Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM
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Stack of 9 images
11/7/24
Northern Oregon Coast
#mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms
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Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.
Tuesday morning and the sky is the colour of an advert for fabric conditioner
Hammond legend Cherry Wainer, #BOTD 1935
youtu.be/xLwNnz8JE6M?...
Monday morning and the sky is the colour of a pigeon psychopomp
Big band nite pΓ₯ stedet
Vokalisten kom rundt med bΓΈtta under Take the A Train, der tok jeg meg til baklomma
Ser nΓ₯ ut som om jeg har sponset kvelden med papiret fra en Melkesjokolade
Sunday morning and the sky is the colour of abandoned papier mΓ’chΓ©
Be the marzipan Godzilla that you want to see in the world
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
Most pleasing sentence I have seen all day
SVG drawing of a slice of scramble-mixed light brown and yellow cake with yellow-green icing, on a muted purple background.
We have survived to see Saturday! Let's celebrate with dulce de leche and dandelion cake with uranium icing.
The promise of OpenAI and Grok being used in war is that no human can be held accountable for the war crimes it commits, all the way up to where it sits on the chain of command.
The total abdication of any kind of accountability, any kind of "am I following an unjust order" moral hesitation, etc.
Saturday morning and the sky is the colour of a decommissioned submarine
The alchemist next door keeps transmogrifying my acorn caps into slightly smaller acorn caps, which is annoying because now they won't fit the toads' heads anymore.
So the Telegraph is taking this well
Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."
Friday morning and the sky is the colour of vengeful forget-me-nots
A pinch warning sticker on a piece of heavy equipment. It's a silhouette of a person with a warning sign and two arrows pointing at the person's crotch
I've been carrying this picture around for eight years and I still don't understand what it's trying to warn me about
Dr Naomi Wolf @naomirwolf Terrifying. Also confirms/explains the conversation I overheard in a restaurant in Manhattan 2 yrs ago in which an Apple employee was boasting about attending a top secret demo: they had a new tech to deliver vaccines w nanopatticles that let you travel back in time. Not kidding
Happy 5th birthday to Naomiβs Time Travel Nanopatticles
Thursday morning and the sky is the colour of a tin-miner's bathtaps
I've written a new Adrian Chills story (short horror stories directly inspired by the Guardian columns of Adrian Chiles.)
This is #52 and it's called 'Knob'.
Forrige uke hørte jeg for første gang en syngende fossekall. Skjønte ikke med en gang hva det kunne være. Overraskende stort repertoar.