Dante

The big 2-5 🥴🎂

3am doctor meal

iPhone imprint on my damn SKIN

Slept on my phone and now I am marked

I was a very young child at the start of the Iraq war - was it ever THIS obvious that the US is invading purely for oil? Because it seems pretty blatant rn.

Yes Camembert tastes like creamy feet but it is weirdly addictive and I will eat a whole one

Yes I’m boring

Trying to sort out my career because there are no jobs for doctors and the training pathways to advance my career are so bottlenecked it’s impossible to get into them.

Unfortunately, but probably correctly, 90% of the advice from other doctors is “Leave the country”. Fucking state of the NHS.

12 NOMINATIONS FOR MY GOAT.

seriously this game will be unmatched this decade. Nothing comes close. if you have not played it I IMPLORE you. PLAY CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33

Single lonely mozzarella ball in the GP fridge

I miss large boulder the size of a small boulder

went to the garden centre to see the freaky polar bear

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Gone full insomniac in the last week. No matter how tired I am I cannot sleep till 5am 😐

when i tell you I did this once as a child with a brick of BLACK fondant icing and the next day my shit looked like runescape swamp paste

Ur a furry in a gay relationship call that shit animal husbandry

U can’t be going to an ice cream van and not be getting the biggest mr whippy possible

Recently I've grown up a bit and realised the lil slender twink of an otter that Dante was wasn't really representative of me anymore - and that I am just straight up built wider, taller, and bigger. So here's to self-appreciation!

Thank you so much for your amazing work @xantouke.bsky.social ❤️🧡💛💚💙

I’ve been told that I mince

fast rap is BACK

what the fuck is a labubu

THE TRI COLOUR

This is one of those games that only comes once in a decade.

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Just went from waiting almost a year to transfer my care for crohns from one hospital to another to having bloods, a chest x-ray and colonoscopy all booked within the next month and a hospital phone call every day for basically the last 5 days

Had a fantastic first con at confuzzled - thank you to all the medical team for your help and support, you were fantastic. Will be seeing you all next year 🫡 #cfz #confuzzled

Last working day before confuzzled 🙏

how do I forget about a seriously embarrassing/humiliating thing that happened at work because I fear this will be seared into my memory for life

Taste of her only clubs deck