Shanon Taylor

They’re 22. The only reputation they had was ruined by being part of DOGE

That’s why I have my mom’s old cedar chest at the foot of the bed AND what the footboard is for.

Those oil tankers are being sensitive little snowflakes. If they just were alpha tankers, those missiles would bounce right off.

Leading by vibes. That sounds great.

I thought only preschool teachers (or former ones) still used Comic Sans. I had to tell a current doc student who is an early childhood educator that Comic Sans is not an appropriate email font when you’re teaching college classes. 😬

Code for, “I come up with ideas but I have zero follow-thru.”

So the plan was to throw up their hands and say, “I dunno, give it your best shot. Get through there faster and you should be good!”

Twice this week I’ve found unplugging, waiting, then plugging back in fixed a problem. We just need a hard reset on the U.S.

Good lord. Absolutely zero self-awareness.

I had to look it up. It the past perfect tense in Spanish. I was a dingdong and took 4 years of French, which has proven pretty useless.

Who’s the idiot putting qualitative data into a LLM and does their IRB know that?

Those luxury jets ain’t free.

How are so many people so stupid?

The blue was a much better choice.

So he can be told things are about to get even worse with the stock market.

With the waltz music playing in the background? Holy let them eat cake.

a person with yellow buckets on their heads and feet Alt: a man in a long sleeve shirt and pants is swaying back and forth and waving his arms above his head with yellow buckets on his head, hands, and feet. At the end, he tosses the ones off his hands and then removes the one from his head.

Bucket brigade!

I thought it had to be the asshole statement I read from him this morning, but no, it’s a different asshole statement. He’s like, “oh, that didn’t make you run for the torches & pitchforks? How about THIS?”

Are these 80-somethings in Congress just trying to avoid spending time with their families? My plan for that age does not include having to be anywhere at a specific time, unless it’s Happy Hour.

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Did I miss the part where Exxon is profit sharing with the entire U.S.?

All these 80-somethings in Congress - we know they’re not working b/c they need a paycheck. Don’t they want to retire & spend some time w/their families? My husband & I are counting down til we can retire, and we’re 57! 😂

Someone stinks at math. I just paid $4.67 a gallon & I’m not happy about that. 30% more would bring it to $6.00. I’d be furious.

That’s the quietest “rally” ever.

Imagine the blisters 😬

All about the cankles.
No way those horribly fitting suits are designer; the way they look would make any designer run away from him as a client.

The article said one of them was complaining about not being able to wear his designer shoes (I can’t remember the brand). But Hegseth was at the last dignified transfer ceremony and his brown shoes stuck out - either he hasn’t gotten his shoe mandate or his ego is stopping him.

This man is Vanity embodied.

A small tabby kitten is curled in the shape of a backwards C. All four paws are curled inward and her head is upside down. She is laying on top of a fluffy white blanket.

Floof on floof action