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Jennifer Woodfin

@niffertreefish

Likes: Local food, native plants, books, birds, cats, chocolate, and queer/ feminist folks πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Dislikes: mean people She/her There is way more swearing in my head than what comes out of my mouth

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My neighbor in Philly posted something similar!

05.03.2025 13:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

28.02.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a Philly resident I feel that one hard

18.02.2025 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scrapping all plans to fly immediately

18.02.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course. Poor dogs

10.02.2025 14:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One million seconds is 11 and a half days.

One billion seconds is more than 31 years.

03.02.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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When the World Tips Over Check out When the World Tips Over - <b>* An Instant <i>New York Times</i> Bestseller *<br><br>"Jandy Nelson is a true virtuoso . . . I am fervently in love with this brave, funny, tender, exuberant b...

When the World Tips Over by Jandy Nelson was sad and beautiful and full of delightful absurdities. Also, I tested the new Bookshop.org e-reader app for this one because I got tired of waiting for my hold on Libby.

bookshop.org/p/books/when...

02.02.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rico Loves National Popcorn Day - Cincinnati Zoo
Rico Loves National Popcorn Day - Cincinnati Zoo YouTube video by The Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden

The most relaxing thing I have seen all day
youtube.com/shorts/6uz3X...

29.01.2025 03:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having written about castoreum (I said β€œbeaver butts” on NPR?!?) and pseudoscience for Slate, I loved this episode that brings on great science. But I might have nightmares about the extinct 175 pound beavers. Also might have to try the Eau de Musc Castoreum whiskey. Thanks @ologies.bsky.social !

28.01.2025 01:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I was able to spend breakfast looking at nothing but cat pictures

28.01.2025 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's why you should have TWO cats

27.01.2025 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An apple, an empty plastic bottle that held apple cider, and a mason jar three quarters full of fizzy DIY apple cider vinegar

An apple, an empty plastic bottle that held apple cider, and a mason jar three quarters full of fizzy DIY apple cider vinegar

We never finish the apple cider before it turns fizzy! I'm just happy that it didn't explode all over the fridge this time. DIY apple cider vinegar!

26.01.2025 18:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I for one welcome the arrival of our new mushroom overlords. I think they will be fun guys

26.01.2025 18:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remain obsessed despite the frustrating quirks

26.01.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Sad blue feet

Sad blue feet

26.01.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, really, phat but not yeet? That's skibidi.

26.01.2025 18:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will be right over

26.01.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The tale of the great tea kerfuffle

A year ago today the publication of Steeped stirred up the great tea brew-ha-ha. The US Embassy in London weighed in, the Cabinet Office shot back. Salt in your tea? Perish the thought! The media had a great time with the puns. Some of the story quantumtheology.blogspot.com/2025/01/the-...

24.01.2025 17:35 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Broposal Audiobook on Libro.fm From the author of The Lesbiana's Guide to Catholic School, two best bros fake an engagement–but will their friendship survive? It’s about time roommates Alejandro and Kenny get married. Or at least, ...

The Broposal is delightful and hilarious and coming out next week. One of those books I will definitely read and listen to several times over.
libro.fm/audiobooks/9...

20.01.2025 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blah!

18.01.2025 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the sink is on a different side of the room? I do envy that much counter space. I have almost none

18.01.2025 17:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What if it is like thos candies with a hard outside and a squishy inside but the squishy inside tastes like cold chicken soup? πŸ™€πŸ˜πŸ€’

17.01.2025 11:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just don't understand. Is it like salty candy? Is it like sweet chicken soup? Is it like a hardened blob of gelatin? I'm horrified

17.01.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Every day I get someone new to block. I'm a nice neighborhood bookseller. That's the only interesting thing about me.

15.01.2025 12:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here I am!

13.01.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was watching Call the Midwife, watching a rotary phone being dialed, and I could feel that process in my muscle memory, how hard it actually was, the satisfying clunk and whirr.

13.01.2025 13:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Inside you are 3 from the circle, 3 from the track

12.01.2025 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Within you are three from the circle, three from the track

12.01.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I too need to change the bed. But first I must drink tea.

12.01.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good Store Founded by John and Hank Green with the belief that humanity can be good news. At Good Store, we’re searching the world for the best versions of the products that you use daily, like socks, coffee, or...

Put a tiny sprinkle of coarse salt in my tea and it took the last little bitter edge right off. Delicious. Thanks @michellefrancl.bsky.social

Tea is from good.store. It was already a very nice tea.

12.01.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0