hey everyone i just invented a new thing and since congress doesn't exist anymore we can just go ahead and do it, i'm calling it Citizen's Impeachment
07.03.2026 22:28
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hey everyone i just invented a new thing and since congress doesn't exist anymore we can just go ahead and do it, i'm calling it Citizen's Impeachment
[paris, 1163]
Jean de Chelles: yeah I can design your new cathedral
Bishop Maurice de Sully: great
Jean de Chelles: gonna put some weird guys on the roof though
Here's another Hall of Fame sign from last year's MARCH 7th National Day of Action in Washington Square Park, New York City. What's your sign going to say this year?
Visit standupforscience.net/march7 to find your local SATURDAY, MARCH 7th NATIONAL DAY OF ACTION RALLY!
imagine being fired. ok, well that sucks. now, imagine being fired by the worst president of all time
the funniest thing about kristi's firing in my opinion is that they didn't fire her horse or cowboy hat and they will be able to continue their careers without her
Undersides too pls-and-thank-you?
[first day as a stormtrooper]
me: *expertly shooting all of the enemies*
darth vader: (clears throat) can i see you in my office please
me: *not doing crimes*
my government: *doing a ton of crimes*
me: (simple hand gesture) should i possibly be doing at least a small number of crimes?? ?
Feeling grateful today that we don’t get carried off by giant birds anymore
my wife in the living room just asked me in the kitchen how my quest for noise is going
Can confirm that Fundamentalism has had a woody for war since I was forced into it in 1980 at age 12.
www.yahoo.com/news/articles/military-leaders-iran-war-trump-172548999.html
well son of a bitch i did not want war in my coffee this morning
caveman: ugg
caveman therapist: (nodding) ugg
caveman: *starts crying*
going on the dark web to look for a new pair of Sleeping Jeans
as a “retiree” one of my favorite things each day is to have music on and make dinner. it is a wonderful celebration of life for me every day
[looking in your dishwasher] well there’s your problem right there, you’re front end loaded- you gotta get some of this stuff to the back
BREAKING: several members of the administration are being asked to resign due to not appearing in the epstein files
they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed
[octopus mom when octopus child is misbehaving] i am going to count to EIGHT
Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he delivers his dad’s eulogy
The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery
well, can a guy on drugs do THIS
interviewer: i haven’t asked any questions
Modern day Sisyphus would have to help his dad uninstall a computer virus over the phone for eternity
[raising my hand so the billionaires see me] hey guys i still have a couple bucks left here in my pocket if you need those also
I long ago stopped being Catholic, but I sure love Pope Leo.
the radical left cashier at the checkout is trying to make me pay for my groceries
