John Hartman 🇩🇰🇬🇱

Nevil Shute is the most underrated English language novelist of the 20th century. Fight me.

A common question from Vietnamese boys: “Who is your favorite football player?” I have started answering, “Roy Kent.”

5th grader tormenting a girl in his class. She punched him. He laughed. So I taught her how to lean in and shift her weight. She just knocked him across a desk. Sometimes teaching is fulfilling

Okay, you guys, we good to go?
KEVIN: All good
STANLEY: Yup, we’re good here
RICHARD: Let’s do this
AETHELRED: Um hang on a sec

He probably bought that stuff back when I lived there

Dear Paramount Plus: thank you for making it fucking impossible for me to watch Star Trek shows at all. Eat shit. Signed, Me

Sushi from Grocery Outlet is probably not the best idea.

Okay, I remember those now, but fuck if I know where from. School library? Bookmobile? Weird relative's house? Come on, Brain.

Reminds me of a Monty Python skit or two.

General, General, Shitbird Drunk, Couch Fucker, Pedophile Rapist

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Hell, I'm almost 62 years old and I would TOTALLY go to this, if I was in Portland.

@johnpavlovitz.bsky.social

Wotta maroon

Number of times per hour I use the phrase "Ope, sorry" since I started playing pickleball: 723

Hmmm. Still seems like a design flaw of some sort.

Donnie is the worst president ever AND the world knows it with the exception of his cult who see him as their messiah.

I'm confused. Should it not have, you know, detected the incoming missiles?

But would it be accurate? Also probably

GOD I miss Hectic Planet. That was a hoot to read and yeah I got into US ska as a result. 1990s in Portland W00t

YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS HOUSE OF CARDS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FICTION

Number of Days Since I’ve Told a Student To “Fuck Off Out Of It”: Reset to 0

I have two Marines in my immediate family. Fuck this senator.

YOKO FUCKING KANNO HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

I used to live near there!

The lines heading north from Demachiyanagi Station in Kyoto are adorable like this. Eizan Railway

This is totally a major behavior in so many relationships, including mine.

If you say so